painslut

This is a pretty epic list actually. Now I just have an image of Jessy with a huge strap on walking in and then just crushing a slave (hopefully me) to Metallica

I volunteer as a horse. I assume the horses get whipped?

Rip my useless ass apart!

Me!

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I am quite the grunted actually

Love being a punching bag!

Are you reading my mind? I was literally looking for a dentist this week and tried to get an appointment with this hot Korean. Unfortunately my insurance is outside of their network so they wouldn’t book me.

Yes. I have tipped strippers to spit in my mouth spank my ass with my belt and even smack my balls. I think one of the great things is that it’s not a common request so I like to think of them going back to their girlfriends and telling them about what a perv this guy was.

Ha all during dinner I was thinking about what a filthy piggy I was my last visit to the fortress.

Happy Birthday!

Wow. That second to last woman in the Gucci hat and sunglasses I would love to take shopping and buy her anything she wants!

Oh wow any pictures of you in that wonder women costume for the forum? I hope there was some ball stomping involved.

I am a man of few words although I don’t think you have ever used my face before. Maybe I can offer you a seat sometime.

I am a simple man just sit on my face

Welcome from your future servants!