Mistress Kang

I am riding the train as I write this (above ground) and literally LOL'ed when I read the part about my hair turning black! Ok, I am so curious now, I must know who it is!! I'm texting you now!!

Are we talking about the same EDS? LOL We can make it part of our Salon Roleplay! The scene will be dubbed : You'll be secretly furious I brought you a dozen dumplings to use as currency, when you go in the back room to prepare the usual "hair mix", you'll take a just a wee bit longer because you'll also prepare the infamous Zhao's Pu-Pu Platter And like all the monomaniacal avengers before you, you won't risk only Pu-Pu-ing my portion of the dumplings- instead you go for the gusto and Pu-Pu ALL of them Zhao-Style! We'll have a drawn out event full of long supposedly-meaningful glares, thoughtful eyes pondering upward while finger-tapping a cheek preluding our Battle of the Wits! LOL! (Gold star and ass-ling for the winner who can guess the reference!)

Mistress Tran is definitely NOT "the" E.D.S. but I suppose she could be in her own right...if she were in the mood to even bat a paw in your direction >*-*

How, oh HOW could anyone forget a scene like that?! It was like walking into my fantasy Looney-Toones-Heaven You have no idea, it made my evening and I *STILL* get laugh out of just THINKING about it LOL

OOOh, can I take a guess? I'll have to speak in "code" so I don't give it away- is our very own "emotional domination specialist"? LOL

Your prize is that you have not gotten "stamped" You're still "M.G.E." Marginally... ;P

Well, I *was* going to say "Not" Good Enough. But I thought you deserved the more precise and forthright definition of "Never" Good Enough Just kidding, I'm not that brutal, I would at least give you a chance to prove me right

Maybe it can involve a bag of fish

YES! You are also CORRECT and on your first try! Some would say you came in second place, but you and I both know that what they ctually mean is you're the number one loser LOL I agree, MisterWinerack, this *is* a fun game, and you are the number two loser!!! Where's my Dymo Labler? "Number Three Loser"! ) I've put my Dymo away... I like that you identified Mistress Choi by her knees. Serious question- do you have a knee-philia? And for you: Take this!:

EdgarAH- YAY! You are THE WINNER!! You will get absolutely NO punches from me, I will inflict no pain on you whatsoever...ok, no pain for your guesses. That's all I can promise LOL So tell me, was it easy to figure out? How certain were you? - Pass - *Punch* Tsk Tsk Let's see what else you've got... You're like Johnny00000000, you also didn't quite get it on your first try. But good ol' Bob Barker says it's "a new car!" And to that I add a pat on the back and a *tweek-snap-pull-pluck* Actually, I hear you're a pretty good top. What are your thoughts on topping the ladies while they wore those same masks Think you could do it??

*Punch* - Pass - Noted that you are technically the first to guess correctly, but since you were off the record and it was only after guessing incorrectly, no dyn-o-mite for you!

- Pass - *Punch!!!* I have hereby "stamped" you: "N.G.E." ! LOL

*Maybe*? It's difficult to say what Mistress Tran will or won't do with you. You've been on the receiving end of our creative, sadistic minds, and occasionally fickle minds Particularly if a list of *adjectives* next to several of the Fortress Players should surface. A reliable source has confirmed its origin. Tides are looking rough for you woffyboy LOL From where I'm standing tides are looking rough for you. While it would give me great pleasure to reveal the document, at the moment, you are still the gate keeper. Are you ready? To open the flood gates? Of course, for my entertainment (at the very least) **awaits excitedly**

*Punch* *Punch* Next!

Mistress "ABC" and Mistress "XYZ" played a super fun game with their sub... "Guess Who?!" and get a punch to the gut for every incorrect answer! Let's see how many punches you take before you get it right?!

In China, ex-boyfriends pay ex-girlfriends a "break-up" fee which is determined by factors such as the ex-girlfriend's age and duration of their relationship that did not result in marriage. If you're an unmarried woman by the age of 25, you're a spinster LOL During my visit to Shanghai a few years ago, my friend (in the growing little group of ex-pats) had recently unamicably split up with his Chinese girlfriend. Although he was also Chinese, he was still considered an ex-pat since he was from the U.S. Being an ex-pat, he did not agree with the break-up payment or principle. Being Chinese, she was unsatisfied with the situation and quite spiteful. Entertainment in Shanghai was mostly going to the spa, clubbing, eating, drinking and occasionally billiards, oh, I did manage to experience their frighteningly dangerous go-karting there LOL For guys, bonding over a trip to one of the hundreds of local barber shops was also very common, particularly to ones with a barber pole out front. Historically, they were for bloodletting, but in China, *everyone* knew they were code for brothels even though no Chinese would *ever* admit it So for about a week, the drama of their bitter breakup added to our amusement. The ex-pat community was still small, everyone seemed to know everyone, their paths would certainly cross again, they might have even get back together...except there was this little birdie, see, that birdie planted the idea of setting up a barber pole in front of his ex-girlfriend's apartment door LOL Since almost everything is "Made in China", you can just imagine how easy it was to buy a barber pole and from a quite the selection! My last few days in Shanghai was HILARIOUSLY fun LOL *chirp*

He actually starred in a few porn movies I heard. Has anyone seen them? You too can be a porn star, just get it hacked off! Marry a man who was "decapitated" by and for abusing his previous spouse, you clearly have issues other than your choice of husband.

He actually starred in a few porn movies I heard. Has anyone seen them? You too can be a porn star, just get it hacked off!

That wasn't funny! He was just a squinty-faced little kid I couldn't read any expressions that were laughable!!! LOL

Well, alackaday, it looks as though we have reinvented the bottom in you after all! It will be my pleasure entirely to thoroughly introduce you to each and every member of our artillery with particular attention to those that have earned a name. Long live "Spinal Tap" the institution!

Here's one of many pics and a video...

At this very moment I am at a tattoo parlor, my slave is getting tattooed for the first time! First was "Slave" right above his "coco" LOL Now he is going to flip over for his final tattoo of "Kang". Quick pic of the stencil...and more to come when we return!!

Then, *absolutely no*. That's a pretty insulting to insinuate we might be so shallow as to demand "finer things" be "doted" on by a man defined by his six figure income. Why did you even ask? Did you think any of us would have answered yes? If so, why would you think that? It's easier to dote, offer "finer things" and adjust your income than it is to obtain a large enough phallus of your own if you were not born with one to go along with your rock hard super buff meathead physique. Selectively shallow.

What?! You mean when he said "so what's your rate?"?! That wasn't funny. Please explain yourself! LOL

I like using my mouth for many things, to name a few: express emotions, inflict pain, provide pleasure...all to the varying degree I determine the situation deserves. Grinning, frowning, upside-down frowing, licking, blowing, biting, nibbling... Since I usually have it with me in session, when I say usually I mean always, I tend to use it and rather a lot. I often us other body parts for similar purposes such as crushingly powerful thighs, hard elbows, tricky fingers, cool plushy cheeks, ten toes (sometimes less, never more).