Mistress Kang

Happy New Year To Ya'll Too!

He's like the spokesman for foot fetishists ;-)

Too modest for my own good LOL

Yes, I like wearing things that I like (obviously) and feel are flattering and effective. Jeans, dresses, leggings, skirts, workout gear...

That's IT! I knew there was something (else) visually off!

She's my favorite. I can't get enough of her perfect combination of sexy-psycho ;-)

Are the Chinese now catching up with the Japanese in weirdness? This cake feels like it has layers of wrongness to it.

This is in the same vein right? ;-)

If those are the only two choices then I say brine LOL

Soft opening was August 2006!

Where did you get the "now you're gonna get a beatin'" audio from??

Was that the phrase you remember most? When it came out my friends kept saying "I wish I had a pot..a pot belly" and they'd rub their stomachs.

How awesome is this?!?!?! I might be all 8 views LOL Made by my gimp of course ;-))

There are actually studies that support this LOL I still like falling asleep to the monotonous droning of talks given by David Bohm and the like.

Soul mates?? Confirmed!!

I know that most of you are familiar with Bob Ross...aka The Godfather of ASMR. I can clearly remember him saying "and there's a happy little tree that lives juuust over here" *tap* *tap* *tap* (brush strokes begin creating the pine tree's crown). After school, after all the good shows are done and there was nothing else left to watch, flip to Channel 13, and drift off. Just imagine how soothing his voice would be even if he were saying horrific things, like "well, I've had her in the sub-sub-basement for about a decade, decade and a half now..."

Does that make me your ASMR experience by Proxy??

Yay! OK cupid accepts my "dominant" status! Now bend over.

You, gene, are in a whole other category ;-) Only in the best way of course. This is SO you:

LOL just five? Watching it is mesmerizing (magnetizing, even!. Ha! *pun*). It's so methodical and rhythmic. Break off a set of twelve (six from the top strip and six from the bottom strip), split them in half and stack to make a two-layer hexagon.

A while back a few ASMR videos came and I couldn't find one that I liked- http://www.fortressnyc.com/forum/topic/7524-your-fetish-porn/page-3?hl=cleaning BUT I finally did! The video and audio satisfies OCD, tactile, and ASMR needs all at once. I could fall asleep listening to the audio on infinite loop. It's kind of long, but you get the idea. Skip to the end for the finale LOL

Permission is always nice.

Please let me watch. I promise not to save you

Korean men have been trained to respond to Emotional Domination via Aego.

So cute: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ-6bH2jSjs