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I am unofficially declaring this to be the "Urban Asian Week"! Korean chick "Lil Cham"
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I can always count on you to be exact with information ;-)
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Where did you see tentacle porn in those videos? Are you missing your nun-cunt?
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Watch it with closed captions you'll see that they are the "Underwater Squad" ie: Orca Ninjas (go rambo!)!, Killer Whales, etc.. Speaking of closed captions- I wish the world came in closed captions. Whenever I'm watching movies in a theater I find myself looking at the bottom of the screen for guidance..
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Japanese Trap Moozak! They're all so delicious looking ;-)
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Rice Boy Liu is in L.A. but Al Rocco is from Hong Kong but is now in Shanghai and singing about "that red money" (RMB)- The song is out, but I just can't find the rest of that video! Please help! LOL I'm getting into the Chinese New Year spirit!
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My current China crush is this dude who raps in six languages- English, Chinese (Mandarin), Spanish, Russian, German and Korean. His name is Rice Boy Liu ;-) If you can understand what he's saying in Spanish, Russian, German or Korean, please TELL ME! ;-) He has another video rapping in twelve accents-
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One could argue that lingerie worn without an outer layer is no longer lingerie and I would agree. I will almost always choose to wear lingerie with layers.
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If i had to pick only one that was MOST disturbing, it would be this one: http://flavorwire.com/218138/polly-borlands-indescribably-creepy-smudge-photographs/9 It makes me audibly cringe every time.
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How about this? NOT cute at all LOL http://flavorwire.com/218138/polly-borlands-indescribably-creepy-smudge-photographs
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Different generation, but Google is my friend ;-) What I find fascinating is the feelings or lack of towards iconic imagery and merch.
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Rewatched Heathers for the umpteenth time for who knows why (grammar?). There was a sliver of a scene that I missed all those other times not sure if there was meant to be a connection but there was in my memory. The scene when Veronica stops Heather (the yellow one, "Tweety") from OD on a bottle full of pills- Veronica stomps on the pills in the bathroom floor which instantly unlocked the image of the infamous 80s "Cigarette Mash" commercial. Anyone else have generational imagery locked away in their head to share via YouTube? PS- Now I need a monocle. PPS- And a Big Fun tee-shirt.
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Interesting read: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25617882?dopt=Abstract
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Is it really? Neve heard that. I saw Leonard Cohen perform a few years ago at Radio City. The show was almost 4 hours long, I don't know how that man did it. I have to admit I nodded off several times ;-(
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Oh man, too much good stuff here LOL (edited version: the ones I like most) Mistress Mia Zhao ;-) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mia&defid=5593196 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mia&defid=7831673 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mia&defid=4515246 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mia&defid=7974637 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mia&defid=6886663 Mistress Lucy Tran ;-) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lucy&defid=7026634 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lucy&defid=7314479 Mistress Vivian Lu ;-) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Vivian&defid=6486145 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Vivian&defid=5547568 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Vivian&defid=7361053 Mistress Eva Koi ;-) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Eva&defid=7071308 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Eva&defid=5074101 Mistress Kelly Fei ;-) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kelly&defid=2316637 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kelly&defid=4602150 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kelly&defid=7067208 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Kelly&defid=7838457 And ME! ;-) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jessy
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A little post-snowstorm-scare-silliness. Googled a bunch of slang definitions of our names. Here are the best of them (UrbanDictionary.com): FEI (my personal fave- strangely lengthly, detailed and perfect!): KOI (short and to the (apparently, same) point(s) LOL): LU (not exactly "Lu" but I liked these definitions better): REY (weirdly "good", and random (Chuck?!) LOL): TRAN (both perfectly worded): ZHAO (slim selection likely due to the unusual spelling, but still works!): ...aaaannnnddd.... KANG (check out the "words related to" ha!):
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This was a question in a recent session. The correct answer is: Newfoundland and Labrador http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo_Island But there was another correct answer which our sub urgently offered. Just thought I'd share ;-)
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Two things that no man can dislike ;-) Asians are highly coordinated in every arena. Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lf0h5ll6kE#t=99 Article: http://tokyogirlsupdate.com/how-many-japanese-maids-does-it-take-to-make-one-pancake-20150135039.html
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The girl in the white sweater swears they are out to get her throughout the video and the girl with the black hat likes everything too much LOL
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To All: SlutsofMistressKang and AspiringSlutsofMistressKang - (throwback to my Yahoo Group!) If you follow this simple tutorial I may be persuaded to move away from your booty-area and attack your facehole instead. I'll even help you with the step @ 1:38 !!! You're Welcome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0mri_BC4xQ#t=209
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This is what I tell my sissies ;-)
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http://mashable.com/2015/01/20/invisible-boyfriend-app-actually-a-thing/ They have it for boyfriends, girlfriends and is even LGBT friendly but they really need to make it BDSM friendly too. I wonder if it's a live? I doubt it but I'd love to write copy for it either way ;-) If there were a BDSM version, how many of you would sign up for it? Honestly. What about just the vanilla version?
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That is an art, stop being a perv. I'm serious! LOL OK but seriously, I am.
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From the album: Kang: Candid
Mine is longer than yours. For sure.