Mistress Kang

You guys are looking at it all wrong. I say the "artist" is a self-medicating nympho who was meth addled at the time this piece of accidental art was created. You see, due to her meth use she is unable to find a partner who doesn't look diseased or one that doesn't think she is. Yes even meth addicts have standards of self preservation, yet not enough foresight to invest in a dildo that would last more than a day (at least given her level of use). Anyhooo... Befitting a junkie she had been awake for almost 3 days earlier and finally woke up from 20 hours of slumber in a fiendish mood yet again. Having fucked her last dildo into pieces and depleted her meth supply 4 days ago, she had no choice but to start working on the heap of un-hemmed garments in need of her seams. Unable to find her pincushion in the disarray of her apartment, she grabbed the closest thing to her, an old discolored dildo. Voila!

Its on OK cupid

OMG I saw this commercial the other night and immediately understood why a unicorn was used. Loved the sponsors too LOL

Assuming we are talking about the same slave won at said auction... Test Answer Sheet 01-B 02-D 03-C (just a bow tie ;-)) 04-B 05-D ("replaceable") 06-D 07-B 08-C 09-D 10-B 11-B 12-C 13-C 14-D (I'm all about that eyeball freedom- "give us eye free") 15-D (for an incorrectly phrased question- "taking" is more accurate) 16-A (to start, then C (kiss them), D (lick them), repeat) 17-D 18-B (D (loaned/rented to friends) if they wanted to, C (degraded for amusement) when warranted, A (locked in room) as punishment) 19-D (until he begged to eat it, then C) 20-A (in the words of the forgotten drug addled patricidal cross dresser: "ain't nothing like the real thing baby")

I bet she's got some great stories ;-)

She has a zipper crotch! Who's down for VaderFick?

Welcome back

Sort of a continuation to Mistress Rey's recent topic about animal play: http://www.fortressnyc.com/forum/topic/9929-call-from-the-wild-animal-play/ Whenever I think about what I'd do with a "house pet"...these are a few of my favorite things *sing songy* (like ALL of them, perfectly done):

Oh Hurt-Burt. Just being a meanie ;-) because...well, you know (see what I did there, again?). Pizza-pals for life!

Do you at least know *why*? I like to imagine you've gone off sobbing in a corner somewhere trying to figure it out, yeah.

YOU!!!! YOU!!!!

Boo! Thought you would have caught that. I banish you to the universe of 7 Cuils!!

LOL! Totally unintentional. 2 Cuils!

Looks like a 3D map of my trip to Dildo

What?!? If I were that cat I would have bit your head off.

Mistress Rey made me post this LOL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZuM9kshnIQ

This was one fetish that took me some time to understand. Even if it's not your thing, these images are still eye candy (ha pun). http://www.mukiskitchen.com/about.html

Found this cool series on YT, few for ya: Mongolia: (this model is beautiful) Hong Kong: Singapore: Malay: Taiwan: Korea: Philippines: Vietnam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZE-HTTt1gI

HELLO!!!! ("hello...hellooo. helll..." *echos*)

I still think if it doesn't come from a bad place then it's OK. A certain amount of prejudice keeps us alive for example I must pre-judge how long I can sit on or squeeze a head otherwise there won't be anything left to play with.

I once had a roommate who was Black and Korean (war baby). We lived on the 1600 block of Washington Street in South Beach. Whenever I think of her I imagine her dressed in the outfit she wore when we first met- a cropped spaghetti strap tank top and a long wrap skirt. She was really beautiful and brown, like a cuter real life version of the cartoon Pocahontas. She'd come home late from working as a hostess at Benihana and sit by the window looking really sad with the phone in her lap (B.C.- before cells) for HOURS, chain smoking while waiting for her meathead "boyfriend". Sean worked as a bouncer at a some bar on Ocean Drive, he only wore cut off jean shorts (aka pun pun shorts) because his thighs were so incredibly huge they didn't fit normal pants LOL On a good night he'd call and tell her he's on his way over which launched Pocahontas bouncing off the walls. She'd zip around the apartment doing last minute preening, looking in the mirror, talking to herself in excitement and nervousness. But he always took FOREVER so these waits were peppered with shorter, more anxious chain smoking sessions while she looked out the window. She reacted to the sound of his car driving up our dead quiet block at dawn like a racer would a starter pistol. He NEVER came into the apartment or even got out of his car. Nope. She'd sprint down the stairs, hop in his car and come back up after about 15 minutes drunk from her daily (nightly?) protein injection, definitely "per os" because Sean was too big to move that quick or in a car LOL Black Koreans...

Every contact I got in SZ looked like one and half phone numbers + QQ... And doesn't it seem like ALL Asian people have the SAME handwriting?? LOL It's easier to remember numbers in Chinese than English, I think it has something to do with the tones. Probably the equivalent to a limerick or something?

My Chingrish of Day: Fortress is good for healthy.

Oh my god too good and SO freaking true! Like ALL of them. Chinese dude asks Foreign chick "Are you Russian? How much do you cost?" Laughed so hard.

Rmb is the China Dollah (Yuan) LOL