Mistress Kang

http://www.nickstember.com/chinese-star-wars-comic-part-1-6/

Is there a particular Asian language that you find uber sexy? Does it make you melt like a roll of nickels in your pants pocket? What about Asian accents (when speaking English)? That seems like a different thing altogether... It's hard for me to know what Cantonese sounds like to "foreign" ears because I can't not understand it and only hear it for the sounds. I like the way Korean sounds, it sort of rolls off your tongue. To me, Vietnamese sounds like what I imagine most Chinese dialects sound like to non-speakers.

What?!? No LOL Just because she's Chinese and speaks English with a British accent? *siigh* FYI she doens't speak Canto with a Brit accent durr manpeach ;-)

Safeword! Tones and all!

I've known about this forever but have only recently been able to find a video to share ;-) Gogogogogogogogogogogogoogogo

Never been feminized? Like not even by your own doing? I have so many questions too LOL Plus one important one- what do you think of my "Secret Gym"? ;-)

Me too. At least he seems like a *real* person..

You sound like you don't like him LOL This is a few years old but still good (skip to 1:03 for the part about Trump):

I can't find it now but there was one YT comment that said his lips are so pink and tight it looks like a butthole ;-)

So ridiculous it's laughable:

Link stopped working ;-( Here's another link to that vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPU2cVdFAX8

I've heard of it but I feel like it's not really true. The Irish dudes I like are all packing 9+ ;-)

I wonder if they are bruised and what their junk looks like underneath that protective blended layer of spandex/cotton.

AHAHAHHAAAA!!! OMG I love this video and their display of enginuitivity. No grimaces of pain or hesitation.

Ha! I'm so terrible... BTW, I've started watching...

What was it? I was recently reminded that I had once (at least) used "Who are all these people?!" before LOL

Me @ 1:00 - 1:18 yeah...yeah...yeah.

So the Chinese National Pole dancing team did a photo shoot to protest the dog meat festival. Their imagery is really well done and manages to not look particularly degrading or even sexual while still having a bit of a BDSM look. Slide show: http://news.china.com.cn/2015-06/24/content_35891678.htm Good pics for a good cause...

Just before they became extinct I went to see porn flick in some scummy theater in Times Square with my then boyfriend. (He was boyfriend #2 *and* my second boyfriend, but thought he was my first LOL My first boyfriend thought he was my only.) It was dark, smelly, smoke-filled room with single guys sitting far away from each other. We heard squishing sounds and watched a some chick dressed like a stripper go from row to row asking guys if they were "looking for a date". Hair pussy isn't meant to be shown on the big screen ;-( I wonder what your father did for porn? It couldn't have been just the songs and a set of novelty screwdrivers!

The first porn you saw (by most standards) was deviant and demented- how interesting. Do you think this is why you like what you like? Or can you date your BDSM tendencies earlier than that?

AAAGGGHHH!! The HAIR! An OCD worst nightmare or a Collector's wet dream LOL What a coincidence- seriously, I was shopping/surfing for luggage the other day and saw this for the first time: http://www.chasing-fireflies.com/r2d2-suitcase/188273 On another, more serious note- I've decided it's time to for me to invest in grown-up luggage, specifically full-grown-man-size. EdgarAH- What are you like 5'11"? 6'?

Cool, thanks for the links. Have you ever watched porn on Betamax?? Regarding your question- I was unclear in my original posting of the question and will edit to fix it (right after this reply). The "porn" I'm referring to is actual porn- as in porn that was made as porn. What would that be for you?? ;-)

Seriously? STICKY pages?!? You were drinking a milkshake while leafing through it- that's all...right?! LOL That sounds more like the first time you put a perverted twist to something "vanilla". Nice job on that, by the way ;-) My bad ;-( I was unclear. OK- what I mean by "porn" is real, actual porn- material that was produced as intentional pornography. That would exclude what we see when through our "kink-goggles", "kink-coated-cornea" or whatever "kink-filter" setting we're on. For example: "Vanilla" Folk might appropriate a Victoria's Secret or Sears catalog as "porn". Shoe/Foot Fetishist might do the same by working as a salesman in a ladies' shoe store. Tell me- what would that be for you, my little-mc-love-muffin? ;-) ;-) ;-)

The first porn video I ever saw was on VHS tape- it was a boxed original covered, front and back, with smutty video stills, and was poorly hidden in an armoire in my parents' room that looked exactly like this one: This would later become my armoire, most likely because my parents wanted me to have a place to hide porn too. That day (the day I found the porn tape, not the day I got the porn-armoire) was the day I lost my eye-virginity. I watched Ron Jeremy in, and in (ahar-har), a gaggle of nude bushy holes sex-it-up indoors, outdoors, all over the place! It looked like they were in the woods at a camp for grown-ups, naked and really really horny American (no ethnic campers). There must have been other nude less hairy poles in the video but I only remember the (then) legend that is RonJ. Not sure how old I was then but I was old enough to know how to cover my viewing tracks on the VCR! Indeeeed. For your viewing pleasure, here is a gift-gif: Are you pleased now? :-)