Mistress Kang

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= LADYBABY (of course..??) The contrast of it all makes me want a "Ladybeard" for myself! http://www.weirdasianews.com/2015/09/15/a-five-year-old-girl-who-needs-a-razor-and-can-kick-butt/

The opposite-

She is adorable, belongs in my pocket.

I see the Thai appeal. I think she's speaking Thai here (is she?)? I like her technique though ;-)

http://www.nickstember.com/chinese-star-wars-comic-part-1-6/

Is there a particular Asian language that you find uber sexy? Does it make you melt like a roll of nickels in your pants pocket? What about Asian accents (when speaking English)? That seems like a different thing altogether... It's hard for me to know what Cantonese sounds like to "foreign" ears because I can't not understand it and only hear it for the sounds. I like the way Korean sounds, it sort of rolls off your tongue. To me, Vietnamese sounds like what I imagine most Chinese dialects sound like to non-speakers.

What?!? No LOL Just because she's Chinese and speaks English with a British accent? *siigh* FYI she doens't speak Canto with a Brit accent durr manpeach ;-)

Safeword! Tones and all!

I've known about this forever but have only recently been able to find a video to share ;-) Gogogogogogogogogogogogoogogo

Never been feminized? Like not even by your own doing? I have so many questions too LOL Plus one important one- what do you think of my "Secret Gym"? ;-)

Me too. At least he seems like a *real* person..

You sound like you don't like him LOL This is a few years old but still good (skip to 1:03 for the part about Trump):

I can't find it now but there was one YT comment that said his lips are so pink and tight it looks like a butthole ;-)

So ridiculous it's laughable:

Link stopped working ;-( Here's another link to that vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPU2cVdFAX8

I've heard of it but I feel like it's not really true. The Irish dudes I like are all packing 9+ ;-)

I wonder if they are bruised and what their junk looks like underneath that protective blended layer of spandex/cotton.

AHAHAHHAAAA!!! OMG I love this video and their display of enginuitivity. No grimaces of pain or hesitation.

Ha! I'm so terrible... BTW, I've started watching...

What was it? I was recently reminded that I had once (at least) used "Who are all these people?!" before LOL

Me @ 1:00 - 1:18 yeah...yeah...yeah.

So the Chinese National Pole dancing team did a photo shoot to protest the dog meat festival. Their imagery is really well done and manages to not look particularly degrading or even sexual while still having a bit of a BDSM look. Slide show: http://news.china.com.cn/2015-06/24/content_35891678.htm Good pics for a good cause...

Just before they became extinct I went to see porn flick in some scummy theater in Times Square with my then boyfriend. (He was boyfriend #2 *and* my second boyfriend, but thought he was my first LOL My first boyfriend thought he was my only.) It was dark, smelly, smoke-filled room with single guys sitting far away from each other. We heard squishing sounds and watched a some chick dressed like a stripper go from row to row asking guys if they were "looking for a date". Hair pussy isn't meant to be shown on the big screen ;-( I wonder what your father did for porn? It couldn't have been just the songs and a set of novelty screwdrivers!