Mistress Kang

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to EVERYONE who "stopped by" this thread and everyone *else* too (LOL) It's late, must catch that Z-train into Christmas Day ;-) More then.. G'nite Ya'll!!

Two days ago I was having a conversation with someone about their work and a comment was made about how the higher-ups would "phone it in" while the less-higher-ups were expected to do all the heavy lifting. The image that came to mind was a conference room full of people in pantsuits (the less-higher-ups) standing around a desk taking notes while listening to a conference call on speaker phone (the higher-ups). It even made sense at the time. Now that I've just finished watching S7E7 ("Chardee MacDennis") of "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia", I realize that it was only a figure of speech. Yep, that's me, still learning stuff from TV-watching. (PS- And don't tell me I'm mis-using "revelation" LOL)

EdgarAH- Thank you! Happy Holidays to you too!! Even though your avatar is a lion, I only think of you in that bear suit getting slapped with fish ;-)

I hate hashtags and this would be an improper use of #goals LOL DO IT!!

Nope! mZhao gave me a SUUUUUUUUPER COOOOOOOL EIGHT-FOOT-LONG PINK-LEATHER-SINGLETAIL-WHIP!!! OMG THE BEST! (thank you!!!! ;-D) I have yet to break it in, but WILL BE VERY SOON ;-) Did I mention it's EIGHT-FEET-LONG? Do you know how long that is? It's like 3 feet longer than a 5 foot whip. 2 feet longer than a 6 foot whip. You know my 4 foot singletail whip? This one is FOUR FEET LONGER. And PINK ;-)

Is everyone still making New Year's Resolutions lists? If I do, I'll be writing it on the back of YOU if I see you ;-) We will be closed on Wednesday December 24th Christmas Eve and Thursday December 25th Christmas Day- give our whip-arms a rest. And we'll be BACK TO BEATINGS as usual on Friday December 26th!! We will be open on Wednesday December 31st New Year's Eve until 5:00pm- just in time to either miss the outbound traffic or to join in the city jam. Who will have YOUR butt on NYE hmmm...??

Another thread revival, pumping life into the withering... I've never been so turned on LOL

Giving this thread a boost simply because I found this pic online and it's my definition of a dream car LOL It's literally a FREAKING *DOT* of a vehicle LOL LOOK AT IT!!!

This one makes me feel uncomfortable just watching Cesar Gracie getting all weirded out by the interviewer's gushing.. (@ 1:59)

I watched some of her interviews and she seems very "normal" like a cool chick ;-) I like how she talks about side boob and doubling up on bras here LOL

The girl in the beginning of the Big Butts video that says "OMG Becky"- doesn't she look like the chubby girl in Silence of the Lambs? It puts the lotion in the basket. I like this remix. You get a little bit of everything, hence re-MIX!

Lil annoying??????

How cool is this! http://3dprint.com/24732/3d-printed-male-chastity/ I had 3D printed my head! It's kind of cool, I chose yellow LOL It's tiny though, like only two inches tall. Hey, probably not far from the size of your chastity device ;-) In case you don't remember this: http://www.thingiverse.com/thing:39217

Complimentarily, very LOL

From the beginning of time it seems people sing about three things- their wealth (cash, riches, etc), their power (physical, sexual), and love (of all kinds).

It's Lil WAYNE!!! LOL Like it matters LOL And they are always dressed "that way". So bad.

Anaconda is catchy because it's a remake! Or did you know that? It was before your time maybe LOL

LOL good one. Don't stop!

"How do you like them apples" One of my elementary school teachers used to say that all the time. Was over my head at the time. I just thought she was a weird white lady who kept Kleenexes in her sleeves. That's THE knife. No plate because I cut this "at the office" (LOL) I wasn't about to carry a plate to work with me- that' just *weird* and I'm no weirdo. Just the exciting parts, ready? Getting closer... So delicious, smell my burp. Two paper towels because the first one is for the fruit-remnants ;-)

Reminds me of this bit (especially @ 7:13 - 7:30)-

So what if they call him "Cock Chestner". He's freaking MASSIVE it doesn't even matter. This video is awesome because of Joe Rogan's instinctive reaction to "Big Boy" hulking out at the camera LOL I also like it because "Big Boy" is 266#, one whole pound heavier in this weigh-in ;-) Man crush with me, it's Wednesday- he must eat like three steaks in one sitting!

THREAD REVIVAL!!! I've been perving all over the place. The supermarket, the internet, umm...yeah, those two places. Re-watched the first two videos I posted, only for the second time. So disappointed to learn that "Big Boy" and "Cutie" have both retired, Dana White is such a dick for badmouthing fighters when they leave UFC. Now what will I do with the rest of my Man-Crush-Tuesday? On wait, it's already 47 minutes into my Man-Crush-Wednesday! YAY!

Soo Consulincitatus, do we get to see this "checklist" of yours? :-)

Like you just can't control yourself so you make your way behind the deli counter to slice that big ol' melon in half and stick yourself in it? I once heard a joke about how hard it is to break the seal on a new jar of peanut butter with a hard-on. Funny stuff.

Oooh, yea, you in a produce apron with that fat black marker in hand, UNCAPPED. Got me creaming just typing this. (Now don't you go stealing my copy LOL)