Mistress Kang

To All: SlutsofMistressKang and AspiringSlutsofMistressKang - (throwback to my Yahoo Group!) If you follow this simple tutorial I may be persuaded to move away from your booty-area and attack your facehole instead. I'll even help you with the step @ 1:38 !!! You're Welcome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0mri_BC4xQ#t=209

This is what I tell my sissies ;-)

http://mashable.com/2015/01/20/invisible-boyfriend-app-actually-a-thing/ They have it for boyfriends, girlfriends and is even LGBT friendly but they really need to make it BDSM friendly too. I wonder if it's a live? I doubt it but I'd love to write copy for it either way ;-) If there were a BDSM version, how many of you would sign up for it? Honestly. What about just the vanilla version?

That is an art, stop being a perv. I'm serious! LOL OK but seriously, I am.

Anyone watching Wilfred? It's good even if you're not a hippie ;-) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1703925/ Just saw Season 2 Episode 6 "Avoidance"- at the end of that episode there's a scene that just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy and giddy excited! Couldn't find a shorter clip online but here it is (skip to the end @ 8:16 - 8:21) It might be better if you had some context, I don't know. Ya'll like a little reading now and then right? http://www.ign.com/articles/2012/08/03/wilfred-avoidance-review http://www.avclub.com/tvclub/wilfred-avoidance-83166

Oooh!! Found this video a while back but couldn't think of anyone who would appreciate it to share it with but now...!! This is how I remember Chinatown.

Pell is my absolutely favorite street in Chinatown. Second favorite is Mosco which is right around the block. Much has changed since the 80s but I can still remember it so vividly, probably from the sheer repetition. Every single Saturday and Sunday I was sat in the back of the family jeep next to my brother with 1010 WINS blaring from the radio. I did so much thinking during those car rides. We always took the same exact route into Chinatown- off the Williamsburg, down Delancey, left on Allen, slight right onto Division, then left on Bowery, right on Mulberry and blah blah blah For many many summers, I attended Chinese School (it's literally called "The New York Chinese School"- I KNOW, so creative right?) to learn to write in Chinese and speak Mandarin (we spoke Cantonese at home). One year they switched things up and enrolled us in the Transfiguration School for the summer. I remember learning how to sing "Puff The Magic Dragon"- no, this is not "code" LOL Anyone ever been to the movie theaters that used to be under the overpass on East Broadway? My two aunts are Chinese Opera singers- I mean with the full getup like this: BTW that is NOT my aunt, just a random Google image!

Something about the sound, and seeing your body involuntarily jerk makes me want to apply just a little more pressure for just a little longer...

Has anyone ever heard of or seen the Mr. Wong web series? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Wong_(web_series) I love that it's Black Comedy LOL Here's a playlist of every episode- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2E326BADC111D427

What did I do this session? Smacked my bitch up ;-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5eNcNLWgGA

Honestly don't remember but found this just for you ;-) http://www.shorpy.com/node/10042 Seemingly endless collection of then and now comparison photos of Chinatown NYC there.

Fun fun. Is it scary to say that I'll break you in half? Too late.

Chinese people like to cook with it- don't be wacist! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKpBAj9yxH0

I think Hop Sing has the best dim sum of all of Chinatown. Do you have a favorite place? http://hopshingnyc.com/

Ha! I didn't even notice that scene because I was only listening to the song. If we do it we should all wear bear costumes and consider "needle" a sexy euphemism ;-)

I'm a cat person too! And your cat gif is what my cat used to look like! LOL Seriously. Her name began with a K. Had her for seven years. My parents had her put to sleep, I broke their car window with a brick. Oh how I do not miss teenage angst.

Found the thread! Revived it in Devotee, check it out if you have access (sucks to be you if you don't): http://www.fortressnyc.com/forum/topic/9416-meyers-briggs/ I'm an INTP- the third kitty gif getting dragged through the sand by some homeless looking dude. Great. And on that note, I'm off to catch the ZZZ train ;-)

OMG SOOOO CUTE!! Now I gotta look up which one I am and see which cat I match up with LOL Which is yours Fei?

GOOD! I'm glad I passed it on ;-) Now I'm winding down..or trying too. Always so wired after a good long day of torture. People ask me if I get tired with late sessions- hell no. I get second wind EVERY night at 10pm. And that's just the way it is.

Peace Outside! I can't stop, but I gotta...takes time to get into latex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UER0kdrer00

I'm just in a really really energetic and silly mood today I can't stop. Look what's happening!!! OK well you can't see *me* but you WILL listen, watch and LIKE this:

I dunno. But I'm in a super good mood today and I haven't even hurt anyone yet! I'm feeling like I want to do a flying kick through the air and land in someone's neck ;-) Raise your dumbsticks if you agree!

I just watched the clip, but this is a must watch, same scene: