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  1. I disagree- I think sexual kink and personalities are tightly linked. People may have different "personalities" with different groups in their lives- ie: family, significant others, acquaintances, best friends, school friends, work associates, etc... My guess is that their "real" selves would be the one that comes out when they are with their best/closest friend(s), not necessarily their significant others.
  2. I'd never consider the Falcon a "dilemma". Also never have met a Falcon, but have encountered some semi-Falcon, runner-ups... Still, there's nothing like the "real" thing, or at least the "whole" thing. I don't think I'm competitive, but I do like challenges- is that possible? No- saran wrap and rubber bands are never a viable option. For this reason, I'd like to know what he does, short of abstinence, to keep his sshlong from falling off?! LOL @ "scientifuck" research- isn't it all?!
  3. OMG I laughed so hard reading and visualizing every set of captions you wrote LOL!! Especially "Hands around John's neck" Hilariously entertaining! ;-)
  4. Thanks John! I'm glad you like them ;-) You should be MY next star! We'll make it a sequel to one of dirtier Law & Order/SVU episodes. Does anyone else think that the show is basically BDSM and fetish fodder? LOL
  5. One of my favorite words to say is *SEISMIC*- too bad it doesn't mean what I'd like it to LOL If you did not know, now you do. I'm a bit obsessed with SIZE. I tend to favor things that are either extremely LARGE or ridiculously MINISCULE. Larger-than-life counterparts, vehicles that are even smaller than Smart Cars, tiny yet high-functioning technological devices, and especially efficiently compact mobile domiciles like these: http://www.choices.c...bile-homes-4221 I could totally live a tiny, sleek, stainless steel and/or acrylic glossy colored mobile domicile, I can just see myself being part of the Tin Can Tourists I also really really love those modular homes! Anyone else have fantasies living in a small fancy box, or is it just me? LOL On to male counterparts. Jonah Falcon is currently an unemployed Brooklynite, featured in an HBO film and holds a record for having one of the largest cocks in the world. Supposedly he measures 9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches erect. I found the video- it's a documentary called "Private Dicks" about how and what men think and feel about their penises. It was full of very personal insights and seemed very candid and honest to me, I enjoyed it I also caught a peek of Jonah's biggie- there is NO way that man has safe sex LOL I'd love to know what kind of condoms he wears. He's kind of sad in this video though ;-( [media=] [/media] In my "seismic" search (lol, not exactly), I found this insanity: [media=] [/media]LOL @ (quote): "I didn't plan on going this big...that just happened on its own" How did I go from small cars to big boobies?! LOL So...I did some research and information gathering of my own! Thought you guys might like to review my admeasurement techniques :wink: Check out the sophisticated instrument I used. Time for my late bikini shopping! Oh, this reminds me of that episode of Sherlock on BBC about the dominatrix- anyone know what scene I'm referring to?
  6. LTS- Haven't forgotten about you. Give me a bit, I'll reply with more thoughts ;-) In the meantime, for questions #2 and #3- take the question LITERALLY- tell me the ACTUAL ONE fantasy/scenario you had during each of those times. For example, in regards to Q#2- tell me what you were thinking of (if anything), what you were imagining, was it an entire scenario? was it just bits and pieces of imagery popping up in your head? I want to know the thoughts during that one time (the most recent time). Make sense? Similarly for Q#3. Got it?
  7. Mistress Kang

    Kang Finds Fortress in China

    "Big Trouble in Little China" and all that LOL I did a whole lot of walking all over Shenzhen. When my heels gave way I had a pair of sneakers to fall back on, Converse, yellow (!), and needed someone to repair them. I found one, out of *almost* a billion, China-man with a little roadside shop where he practiced his special passion for shoes and knew he was the one, of 1.3 billion, for the job! I enjoyed watching him work. The next day I found "Fortress" in China!
  8. Volunteer yourself for the exercise. Although your suggested outcome is pointless, but I'd be interested in exhausting you at no mercy.
  9. Hmm..sounds reasonable, let's do it. Here are the questions you must answer honestly and completely, lying by omission is still lying and punishable by head scissors leg holds until unconsciousness takes over! 1- What is your ethnicity? & In what country do you currently reside? 2- In as much detail as possible, describe what you envisioned during the last time you held the sausage hostage 3- In as much detail as possible, describe your favorite, most "effective" scenario you envision when you want to have a special (TV/movie) night of "adjusting your antenna"? 4- Do you consider yourself one, several, or all of these?: fetishist, submissive, slave, servant, bottom 5- If you consider yourself a fetishist, what is your one main fetish? 6- If you consider yourself a submissive/slave/servant/bottom, what quality do you think your Mistress will appreciate most and why? Go!
  10. Hey there funlife! So you say you *would* like to partake do you? Let's do it then! I'll email you
  11. LTS- Was I correct on both deductions? If not, which was correct? Games are a exciting for me, let's continue shall we? Give me more hints about yourself and I will tell you what I get from it! Ok?
  12. LOL yes I remember that. I didn't get my first car until 1993, it was a total lemon- gold '87 4-door Accord that leaked every fluid. It was soon swapped out for my second car, *not* a lemon, but a red '86 2-door Celica. I loved that vehicle There were less squeegies but there were still a few, you could still smoke in restaurants so we hadn't undergone the whole clean up yet. There's a Mission nearby on the Bowery which would explain the cluster of dirty squeegies, but really they were all over NYC. They were at the end of exit ramps from the highways and almost every exit ramp off the bridges, large intersections, there was no limit to where their dirty squeegies reached lol
  13. LTS- Based on your Forum profile and several posts, one absolute deduction I've made is that you love few things more than having your face firmly tucked beneath the warm plump buttock of your Mistress'. Secondly (and less absolutely), you may also favor a medieval-ish, warrior-princess look for your Domina, perhaps something similar to this: ?
  14. Super cute, but no way!! Allowing nasty man-subbies to smear excrement all over precious death-metal kitty, hello!?! The Kang will have to say de nay-no, cama cama leepa chai.
  15. Tsk tsk Dashan. Stirring up trouble for yourself in a pot big enough for three Dommes all at once LOL I see your meek, unassuming position disguised as, what do you call it, bluster?
  16. Just a tiny FYI correction: Mistress Ko is on sabbatical. Please feel free to email your Player availability inquiries and scheduling requests to us here: [email protected] (or call!). Thanks
  17. dancespell- You are an insane "mf-er". LOL @ referring to her as "the red leather". Only you
  18. He's a fun Japanese artist, but like most artists (or so it seems) he gives off a "sad-clown" vibe to me I don't have any of me next to his work, I was overly-occupied with snapping away at the sexy anime and happy-cuteness!
  19. I can totally see you as the Japanese (J. Newmar-like) Feline Diva-tress Tops of your sharp ears to the tips of your pointy black heels, skin coated in the shiniest wet-look latex with your waist tightly corseted into two teeny-tiny bends that BURST only to feature your generously curvacious ass! Members of the weaker sexed superheros and humans alike all fall to their knees at your heels just from the sound of your purr-like voice, taunting and teasing their predicament of having to oblige your every whim regardless of how humiliating or painful it may be for them. What heaven...
  20. No doubt they are sufficiently...equipped, shall we say...although, I like to think of them as bottoms- even the big and tall "K-dash" and especially the sad, sad "non-K-dash" called Bruce- now *HE* is a cuckold if I ever saw And they ALL need the hurt stick in a bad way
  21. Good stuff- I agree with Cruise and Depp all the way! I heard somewhere that Clooney is a "brown-noser" and I can definitely see the cuckold thing LOL Oh and for Pitt- I see him into body worship too! LOL
  22. Does anyone think these ladies would prefer to sub or even switch? If so, what do you imagine their sub tendencies to be? Or do they seem like complete femme dommes to you too?
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