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Yes, I notice that too, Mistress Kangs's hands are beautiful. I also love Mistress Zhao's hands.
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Me too, I remember those days - it does seem so long ago - but at the same time, I can remember it like it was yesterday.
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Hello Kitty wants to rock and roll all night.
Johnny000000 replied to Phred's topic in Fortress Guest Forum
Hey Phred: How are you? Wow, that was some wild guitar playing. I've been wanting to check out his music because I see he did a toneprint for the corona chorus. Actually, I used to listen to a lot of metal & progressive rock a long time ago but for some reason I just drifted away from it - I should start listening to more of that stuff - most of my friends are totally into Zappa, Vai, Satriani, Steve Morse, Rhandy Roads, EVH, Zakk Wilde, Rush, Guns 'n' Roses, Kiss, Yngwie, Megadeth, etc. & I listen to some of that stuff once in a while & I have seen a few metal concerts - but I'm more into rock, blues and some older metal like Sabbath, Motorhead - I love Metallica - Although I don't listen to metal that much, I do love Slash's playing & Steve Steven's playing - theyre both great guitar players that seem to cross over into different audiences -& everyone seems to love both players. That was a cool song - thanks. -
I just remembered a few more - penis - ding dong, vanilla cone, bbc (big black cock), main vein, ding-a-ling, rocket in the pocket, jim beam, 3rd leg, hot dog, chocolate penile delight, morning wood, untrimmed meat, ween, lay that pipe Vagina - hoo-hoo Breast - Jugs Anus - dirty sanchez (gross), wazoo, kazoo
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Penis - apple headed monster, whip, keilbasa, stiffy, joint, rickshaw, pistol, rifle, horsecock, firehose, hose, sausage Anus - bunghole, shithole, poopshoot, rosebud, backdoor, cubbyhole Breast - maracas, high-beams (hard nipples) Shaved / Waxed Vagaina - The Telly Savalas Vagina - downstairs, downtown, box (I only hear this one from really old people), sweet potato pie, carpet, rug, yoohoo, hoo-ha, ha-ha Women's legs - skullcrushers
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I love all 3 pairs - my fav is the 1st pair, they look so cool on You & my 2nd fav is the 2nd pair - I love these beautiful photos.
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Hello Kitty wants to rock and roll all night.
Johnny000000 replied to Phred's topic in Fortress Guest Forum
Hey Phred: How are you? I'm guessing that Slash is probably just joking around - in the photo he looks like he was kind of laughing - I can't imagine him actually bringing it on tour along with his Les Paul's - but who knows? I had heard him mention, I think that he has a machine in his chest that keeps his heart beating - pretty scary. MARRIED TO ROCK STEVE STEVENS PLAYS HELLO KITTY GUITAR Check this out - this so funny - I saw this on tv a while back - a reality show about Rock Stars married lives & Steve Stevens' wife comes with him on tour & she redecorates the whole tour bus with everything Hello Kitty & the band gets really pissed & tells him to make her change everything back & then she surprises him by buying him a Hello Kitty Strat & hands it to him right before he he goes on stage for an encore. Here's the link (copy & paste) - sorry, it's not the best quality but it was all that I could find. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpCQQXYpZ0o I will admit, about 15 years ago, I played a whole gig with a pink Fender Stratocaster that a friend lent to me for that gig - it wasn't Hello Kitty or anything like that (I don't think I even heard of Hello Kitty back then) - just a plain pink Fender Strat - it sounded great - it had the meanest sound - I had it cranked through a Fender Super Reverb & I had a tube screamer but I hardly used it because the guitar had such a heavy sound - I tried to get him to sell it to me but he wouldn't sell it - I tried to buy one new but they stopped making them & then it was reissued but the pink color didn't look the same & then Squier came out with one but it looks more like purple than pink - I've seen a few dudes play pink guitars - sometimes. -
Hello Kitty wants to rock and roll all night.
Johnny000000 replied to Phred's topic in Fortress Guest Forum
That's why I posted it - He looks so funny with it - I could just picture him on stage wearing this guitar really low & kicking all of his Marshall Amps over while he's playing this guitar. -
Size Matters. Size Matters? Size Matters!
Johnny000000 replied to Mistress Kang's topic in Fortress Guest Forum
I've always been fascinated with diners my whole life - especially on road trips - this is probably old & boring news, most people may already know this, but I never knew that the Moondance Diner was gone until recently. I was walking by there one day & was like, what happened? - the whole building is gone - & anyone I asked didn't know. And then I stumbled onto some article on line saying somebody purchased it & moved it to Wyoming - actually, I only ate there a few times, but it's so weird to me that this building was once in Manhattan on 6th Ave. & now it's in bumfuck Wyoming. -
Caribbean Kang vs. Storm Isaac (lol)
Johnny000000 replied to Mistress Kang's topic in Fortress Guest Forum
Oh, yes, You're absolutely right, Mistress Kang - I think I remember seeing a Corona tv commercial that this photo reminded me of but I'm not 100% sure because I rarely watch tv unless I'm hanging out with other people & they're watching tv. These Caribbean cruise photos are so beautiful - thanks so much for posting them. -
Size Matters. Size Matters? Size Matters!
Johnny000000 replied to Mistress Kang's topic in Fortress Guest Forum
When I was a little kid, I had a stereo with a turntable & an 8 track player - it was so annoying when you would record a song onto a blank 8 track tape & it would change programs in the middle of the song. I'm so glad they phased those out. This is funny - when I was a kid, almost every record I purchased was already warped when I took it out of the package. It was like some kind of curse. After a while, I got so tired of exchanging the warped records & I just lived with it - my whole record collection was warped up to my teen years - All my Black Sabbath & AC/DC records, my needle was bouncing all over the place - probaby why I prefer cd's or cassettes & I don't miss vinyl. -
Size Matters. Size Matters? Size Matters!
Johnny000000 replied to Mistress Kang's topic in Fortress Guest Forum
The Maxell MA110 was like the Holy Grail of blank cassette tapes in the 90's, surpassing the TDK SAX90. I'm a portablity freak, so in the mid 90's when this Maxell MA110 came out and you can fit almost 3 recorded albums on 1 blank cassette, I decided to record my whole record & cd collection onto blank MA110's & then get rid of my record/cd collection that was taking up so much space. I had this amazing stereo rack system that I purchased at J&R when I was a kid in the 80's & it had a turntable & a double cassete deck & it made the highest quality cassette recordings I ever heard, even recording from cassette to cassette, with very little or no hiss - I eventually added a cd player to the rack when they started making them. It took me about 2 weeks to record everything & I was able to fit my whole record & cd collection onto 120 blank Maxell MA 110's & I stored them in 2 cases that hold 60 cassettes each. I loved it - it took up almost no space & it was so convenient - everything I needed was in those 2 cases - no more searching around for a song. After I finished, I sold all of my records to bunch of record stores in the East & Greenwich Village & I gave my stereo rack system to my brother & he still has it. It's so funny - right now, as we speak, in his living room, he has this giant 80's hi-fi stereo rack stereo system in a cabinet with a glass door - & it's 2012. -
Oh yeah, definitely - I love Mistress Jungs photos, too.
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Hello Kitty wants to rock and roll all night.
Johnny000000 replied to Phred's topic in Fortress Guest Forum
He probably sounds incredible on it. -
Thank You so much, Mistress Kang & thanks for posting so many feet photos too.
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With that voice, we have corporal, we have ballbusting, we have OTK, we have trampling, strap-on, humiliation, toilet training, crossdressing, foot worship, boot worship, nylon worship, electric-play, caning, whipping - we take cash, visa, mastercard, american express, wire transfer, bitcoin.
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Caribbean Kang vs. Storm Isaac (lol)
Johnny000000 replied to Mistress Kang's topic in Fortress Guest Forum
Amazing photo - looks like a beer or a travel commercial that you see on tv - & Your feet & legs look so hot in this pic - especially Your beautifully curved arches.