theDumbMule

I just watched Hobbs and Shaw. There’s a name in the movie no mistress would ever call me, Mike Oxmaul. Cracked me up.

I like to think the mistresses like me just the way I am. No improvement necessary. Or is it they like to abuse me just the way I am? I get confused.

Glad to see you are keeping up with all the latest entertainment. ”No whammies, no whammies, no whammies!”...sounds like something I may have been screaming during my last session. If anyone heard that they may have thought I was about to win big.

I’ve been watching Chuck recently. Yvonne Strahovski would make a great domme.

I have also been listening to Zach Braff’s and Donald Faison’s podcast “Fake Doctors, Real Friends”. They have been going through the season 1 episodes during the quarantine. It’s been fun listening to them talking about making the show with the creators and cast of the show.

I’ve been rewatching Scrubs.

Keep it simple. Get the clippers, go to town. The advantage is since there is no where to go, no one will see if you screw up. If you do go someplace, wear a hat.

I’m having a hard time imagining a world where the food at the Fortress is “meh”.

I cut my own hair. Definitely something that should be left to the professionals.

You wear latex, Mistress Jin will keep me from touching my face, now I just need someone to whip me from social distance of 6 feet away and we can all stay safe.

I somehow am imagining Roadrunner and Coyote being an inspiration to you. I myself, find that I sympathize with Coyote. Poor guy. He literally can’t see what is about to hit him.

There has got to be a more fun way to do this procedure. Hope everything is ok!

Fun clip!

Good point!! Now what would be fun is to add a where element. Imagine walking down the street, a van swings by you, opens up and you get grabbed by the fortress mistresses and a way you go. Never going to happen but a guy can dream. I guess I’ll settle for the who in the not too distant future. Stay safe!! Unless it means getting kidnapped by dangerous beauties of course.

Living in a rural area my neighbors are a safe social distance of 100 yards from me. We still safely wave to each other. No sidewalks by me so no foot traffic. With the stay home orders there is definitely less vehicle traffic.

I love Curb Your Enthusiasm. Did you see this weeks episode? I never knew there was a big Johnson community.

Lol-he kept alternating between nailing Robert Shapiro and playing a caricature of him. It was entertaining.

That show was very well done (especially the actor and actress they got for Johnnie Cochran and Marcia Clark. Also good is the ESPN documentary OJ: Made in America.

Mystery sessions are a lot of fun. You never know who you will get. It makes the build up to the session a lot of fun and simultaneously unbearable. I recommend it to those who haven’t done it yet.

Thank you for your help. Now can someone help me not get in trouble with you dommes. I can’t seem to help myself.