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theDumbMule

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  1. The mistresses are going to absolutely love you!! ??? But there’s nothing to worry about. Nerves are part of the experience, even for experienced subs. You will be in good hands, even as those hands have their way with you.
  2. I’ve been watching Cobra Kai. Some great 80’s nostalgia there.
  3. But I’m still sleepy...and I’m much better behaved when I’m left alone.
  4. You could always try walking across hot coals. But I have a feeling you and some mistresses (cough**Mistress Rey**cough) would be happier if you came into the Fortress for a bastinado session. I myself have been itching for a session or two or three. But am waiting for safer travel conditions before coming in. I do tend to find myself to be more masochistic when I get itching for a session. That ought to make some mistresses happy to see me some day. I might myself regret it...
  5. Open to newbies. As far as advice goes for TW21, just email the Fortress like Mistress Kang suggested. She and Mistress Ree will take great care in making sure all questions are answered and making session suggestions for you. The Fortress is great welcoming in newbies. Otherwise you may get advice from people like me that may or may not work for you like: Betting Mistress Kang that she can’t make you scream (hint: she hits like a girl) Telling Mistress Rey you are an expert escape artist (which I am getting close to being due to quarantine training, I have mastered escaping my own house) Mentioning to MVD and Mistress Jin that you have been behaving on the forums and that you won’t be requiring their kind of discipline. Following my advice has never gotten anyone in trouble.
  6. I love that backpack on the first girl. Someone needs to get MJK one. I would volunteer to be a backpack for, but she probably would elect to not lug me around.
  7. Welcome to the forum! Is there any mistress in particular that you are excited to meet?
  8. Go streaking.
  9. I just watched Hobbs and Shaw. There’s a name in the movie no mistress would ever call me, Mike Oxmaul. Cracked me up.
  10. I like to think the mistresses like me just the way I am. No improvement necessary. Or is it they like to abuse me just the way I am? I get confused.
  11. Glad to see you are keeping up with all the latest entertainment. ”No whammies, no whammies, no whammies!”...sounds like something I may have been screaming during my last session. If anyone heard that they may have thought I was about to win big.
  12. I’ve been watching Chuck recently. Yvonne Strahovski would make a great domme.
  13. I have also been listening to Zach Braff’s and Donald Faison’s podcast “Fake Doctors, Real Friends”. They have been going through the season 1 episodes during the quarantine. It’s been fun listening to them talking about making the show with the creators and cast of the show.
  14. I’ve been rewatching Scrubs.
  15. Keep it simple. Get the clippers, go to town. The advantage is since there is no where to go, no one will see if you screw up. If you do go someplace, wear a hat.
  16. I’m having a hard time imagining a world where the food at the Fortress is “meh”.
  17. I cut my own hair. Definitely something that should be left to the professionals.
  18. We miss you wearing it as well!
  19. You wear latex, Mistress Jin will keep me from touching my face, now I just need someone to whip me from social distance of 6 feet away and we can all stay safe.
  20. I somehow am imagining Roadrunner and Coyote being an inspiration to you. I myself, find that I sympathize with Coyote. Poor guy. He literally can’t see what is about to hit him.
  21. There has got to be a more fun way to do this procedure. Hope everything is ok!
  22. Good point!! Now what would be fun is to add a where element. Imagine walking down the street, a van swings by you, opens up and you get grabbed by the fortress mistresses and a way you go. Never going to happen but a guy can dream. I guess I’ll settle for the who in the not too distant future. Stay safe!! Unless it means getting kidnapped by dangerous beauties of course.
  23. Living in a rural area my neighbors are a safe social distance of 100 yards from me. We still safely wave to each other. No sidewalks by me so no foot traffic. With the stay home orders there is definitely less vehicle traffic.
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