Mistress Sophia Katz Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 LOL Mistress Katz, that must be why the mail is so slow If we hook it up to some electric, I am sure we can get him to run a bit faster. Mistress Katz, I'd be scared to death to find out what Dannyboy is doing in his stall ! He is spying on you and the mailman and reporting your activities to the Mistresses of Fortress . Your office bathroom is full of people doing non-work related activities-- even people who are on the forums! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Kang Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 Mistress Kang has sent me home plugged before. With a plug I had brought in. Some experience!! As in I allowed you to leave with your belongings? That sounds like me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted March 18, 2016 Report Share Posted March 18, 2016 If we hook it up to some electric, I am sure we can get him to run a bit faster. He is spying on you and the mailman and reporting your activities to the Mistresses of Fortress . Your office bathroom is full of people doing non-work related activities-- even people who are on the forums! Dear Ms. Katz: You've blown my cover. I'll never be able to walk into a respectable bathroom again. It takes a lot of training to do that kind of undercover work and it takes a discerning ear to distinguish butt plug removal from retrieving condoms filled with the white powder from Columbia. I could imagine how embarrassing it is for someone to wait for the adjacent occupant to leave before the grunting starts. I am happy to report that several of the butt plugs that rolled into my stall were Fortress property. The written report that names the culprits is in the mail. Manpeach you are in trouble. The mailman, on the other hand, was voted employee of the month for his creative utilization of free time. Dannyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Sophia Katz Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 Dear Ms. Katz: You've blown my cover. I'll never be able to walk into a respectable bathroom again. It takes a lot of training to do that kind of undercover work and it takes a discerning ear to distinguish butt plug removal from retrieving condoms filled with the white powder from Columbia. I could imagine how embarrassing it is for someone to wait for the adjacent occupant to leave before the grunting starts. I am happy to report that several of the butt plugs that rolled into my stall were Fortress property. The written report that names the culprits is in the mail. Manpeach you are in trouble. The mailman, on the other hand, was voted employee of the month for his creative utilization of free time. Dannyboy Yes, I have found out the secret: Manpeach's bathroom is the hotspot of the Fortress Devotees forum. Unfortunately, it was at the risk of you undercover career. But at least I have tracked down the source of our missing butt plugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted March 19, 2016 Report Share Posted March 19, 2016 Yes, I have found out the secret: Manpeach's bathroom is the hotspot of the Fortress Devotees forum. Unfortunately, it was at the risk of you undercover career. But at least I have tracked down the source of our missing butt plugs. Dear Ms. Katz: I has been my lot in life to be undone by femmes fatales. So, once again, I am cast into the abyss by a lovely Lady. "Sie mir gut, sie mir gut, sie mir wie du wirklich sollst, wie du wirklich soloist, cause I don't have a wooden heart." Dannyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted March 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 Dear Ms. Katz: You've blown my cover. I'll never be able to walk into a respectable bathroom again. It takes a lot of training to do that kind of undercover work and it takes a discerning ear to distinguish butt plug removal from retrieving condoms filled with the white powder from Columbia. I could imagine how embarrassing it is for someone to wait for the adjacent occupant to leave before the grunting starts. I am happy to report that several of the butt plugs that rolled into my stall were Fortress property. The written report that names the culprits is in the mail. Manpeach you are in trouble. The mailman, on the other hand, was voted employee of the month for his creative utilization of free time. Dannyboy I can assure you Dannyboy, there is nothing respectable about my bathroom, so, you are still welcome. I would appreciate next time, just roll the butt plug back into my stall please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted March 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2016 Yes, I have found out the secret: Manpeach's bathroom is the hotspot of the Fortress Devotees forum. Unfortunately, it was at the risk of you undercover career. But at least I have tracked down the source of our missing butt plugs. Mistress Katz, I will have to return them.............One at a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Trouble Baby Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Dear Ms. Katz: I has been my lot in life to be undone by femmes fatales. So, once again, I am cast into the abyss by a lovely Lady. "Sie mir gut, sie mir gut, sie mir wie du wirklich sollst, wie du wirklich soloist, cause I don't have a wooden heart." Dannyboy Dannyboy, Marlene Dietrich recorded Wooden Heart before both Elvis and Joe Dowell. Ray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 I can assure you Dannyboy, there is nothing respectable about my bathroom, so, you are still welcome. I would appreciate next time, just roll the butt plug back into my stall please. I was being polite Bradley. Actually it isn't as bad as the Love canal decades ago but if I'm welcome it has to be low class. As far as the butt plugs, I would roll them back if I could fit a 10 foot pole could fit into the stall. No other way would I ever touch them. Mistress Katz, I will have to return them.............One at a time. One at a time???? The visual is appalling!!!! Dannyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Sophia Katz Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Dear Ms. Katz: I has been my lot in life to be undone by femmes fatales. So, once again, I am cast into the abyss by a lovely Lady. "Sie mir gut, sie mir gut, sie mir wie du wirklich sollst, wie du wirklich soloist, cause I don't have a wooden heart." Dannyboy You are like the hard-boiled detective in a film noir movie: always taken in by sloe-eyed vamp who leads the protagonist into a trap . . . or in this case is it a dungeon? Mistress Katz, I will have to return them.............One at a time. We will be sure to fish them out of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted April 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2016 I was being polite Bradley. As far as the butt plugs, I would roll them back if I could fit a 10 foot pole could fit into the stall. No other way would I ever touch them. Dannyboy Dannyboy, There is no way a 10 foot will fit, so I put a leaf blower in the stall. Maybe that will work for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted April 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2016 If we hook it up to some electric, I am sure we can get him to run a bit faster. He is spying on you and the mailman and reporting your activities to the Mistresses of Fortress . Your office bathroom is full of people doing non-work related activities-- even people who are on the forums! Mistress Katz, The f***n Mailman picked out all the chocolate candies from my receptionist's desk! ALL OF THEM ! Then he spent 20 minutes in the Men's room. Yes, I timed him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted April 7, 2016 Report Share Posted April 7, 2016 Dannyboy, There is no way a 10 foot will fit, so I put a leaf blower in the stall. Maybe that will work for you Bradley: I've calmed down a bit since my initial reaction. A pair of forceps will do. Not interested in carbon monoxide poisoning, let alone the attention that would be drawn to us from the noise. Dannyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted April 7, 2016 Report Share Posted April 7, 2016 Dannyboy, Marlene Dietrich recorded Wooden Heart before both Elvis and Joe Dowell. Ray Ray: Not to split hairs but she did the full German version "Muss I Denn." I believe. I don't have a wooden head. Dannyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted April 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 Bradley: I've calmed down a bit since my initial reaction. A pair of forceps will do. Not interested in carbon monoxide poisoning, let alone the attention that would be drawn to us from the noise. Dannyboy Dannyboy I appreciate your flexibility in the matter manpeach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted April 9, 2016 Report Share Posted April 9, 2016 Dannyboy I appreciate your flexibility in the matter manpeach I have been know to bend over backwards for the right Mistress. Dannyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Sophia Katz Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Mistress Katz, The f***n Mailman picked out all the chocolate candies from my receptionist's desk! ALL OF THEM ! Then he spent 20 minutes in the Men's room. Yes, I timed him Sounds like the mailman deserves to be punished. Perhaps you should change your receptionist's candies to chocolate laxatives. . .give him a real reason to spend 20 minutes in the bathroom (and never to steal all the chocolate candy from your receptionist again.) I have been know to bend over backwards for the right Mistress. Dannyboy And we Mistresses appreciate that, also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted April 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Sounds like the mailman deserves to be punished. Perhaps you should change your receptionist's candies to chocolate laxatives. . .give him a real reason to spend 20 minutes in the bathroom (and never to steal all the chocolate candy from your receptionist again.) LMAO Mistres Katz. I will get this in the works. A new meaning for "Fun Size" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Sounds like the mailman deserves to be punished. Perhaps you should change your receptionist's candies to chocolate laxatives. . .give him a real reason to spend 20 minutes in the bathroom (and never to steal all the chocolate candy from your receptionist again.) And we Mistresses appreciate that, also. Dear Ms. Katz: Remember ex-lax? What a devious mind you have I like that! Dannyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mistress Sophia Katz Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 LMAO Mistres Katz. I will get this in the works. A new meaning for "Fun Size" I am sure if he has only *one* piece of candy, he'll be fine. But if he is greedy as you say, he is in for a terrible time. Dear Ms. Katz: Remember ex-lax? What a devious mind you have I like that! Dannyboy Exactly. Chocolate ex-lax candy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 I am sure if he has only *one* piece of candy, he'll be fine. But if he is greedy as you say, he is in for a terrible time. Exactly. Chocolate ex-lax candy. Dear Ms. Katz: I remember the Ex-Lax headquarters on Atlantic Avenue near downtown Brooklyn. Once I was a passenger in a car going past that location when someone suggested that the chairman of the board sits on a gold plated toilet bowl during board meetings. Dannyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted May 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 I am sure if he has only *one* piece of candy, he'll be fine. But if he is greedy as you say, he is in for a terrible time. Exactly. Chocolate ex-lax candy. Uh-Oh, Susan ate some chocolates ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 Uh-Oh, Susan ate some chocolates ! No shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manpeach Posted May 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 No shit! No, Yes Shit ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Trouble Baby Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 Oh! How gross! Never thought I'd read such things on a respectable Forum like this one. LOL. Dannyboy Truly, Dannyboy. And he spelled "piece" instead of peace. Unforgivable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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