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I agree! There's a whole bunch more stuff like that at "My Inner Child Is A Drunken Whore" on Facebook. If you 'friend' or 'like' them, they will send you a bunch of funny pics/quotes every few days. Really good stuff, brightens my day.

Totally into zombies! I agree - it does appear the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us. Remember to shoot them in the head. Better yet, get them in the head with an axe - we will need to save our ammo for the end of the world ! Can't wait for "The Walking Dead" to start again! I live in a rural area, and when it was on regularly, I was too scared to go into my yard at night. We have tons of deer around us, so sometimes when I would go outside I would hear them rustling around the trees and bushes - made me think there were walkers in the woods! I think a zombie apocalypse movie starring the Mistresses of the Fortress would be super cool. I imagine NYC would be completely devastated (like in "I Am Legend"). The only survivors are a few lone stragglers and the Mistresses of the Fortress. Mistress Kang puts out a call to all of the FF subs and summons them to Central Park to prepare for a final showdown against the zombies. Each Mistress then leads their own small band of subs in the ultimate end-of-the-world battle! Of course, Mistress Kang and the Mistresses win in the end and save the world .

I'm guessing that the picture Mistress Kang posted of the Mistress in the plaid skirt and black top is Mistress Zhao.

Would love to see one of the Mistresses dressed as Alice (Milla Jovovich) from "Resident Evil". Love watching her kick so much ass in those movies! BTW - just heard Collide's cover of Jefferson Starship's "White Rabbit" on the soundtrack. Very, very cool:

Mistress Zhao?

Came across this, seemed appropriate here...

If I remember correctly, it's a loose prequel to the "Alien" movie. Because I want to be completely surprised by the movie, I've been avoiding the trailer, so I can't say for sure. I think we need to have a FF road-trip to a drive-in somewhere and have a huge Mistress/sub viewing party. I would love to be a MIstresses' furniture for the evening!

HAH! I'm with you, sod - would love to get a solid shot in the gut from MJK - my guess is Margaret Thatcher on the left and Hillary Clinton on the right .

OH YEAH!! Sign me up!

Looking forward to "Prometheus" this summer! Looks to be very good!

Awesome, mongoose! I'm 0% physique, 100% meathead.

I've never had anything remotely like your family has experienced, but I have visited some camps in Europe and it can be a very moving and emotional experience. Even though it may have been difficult, I'm glad you got to experience some of your family history.

"Gaping mouths" - hmm, thinly veiled Neanderthal reference. You're right Mistress Zhao, I am. I would probably just stare blankly at the Saran Wrap, then turn to the left and piss in the sink instead. Antagonistic? Maybe it would be better if I just completely removed all of your toilet seats. Sounds like a much better plan .

I've often heard from some of my female friends that getting hit in the breasts is the moral/functional equivalent of a ball shot. They say it hurts just as much. No wonder I always see girls at paintball wearing protective vests.

I know this is an old classic, but how about leaving the toilet seat down but wrapping the opening of the bowl with Saran Wrap? Always a crowd pleaser!

Seems to work for me .

Did a waterboarding session a few months ago, I was actually surprised how terrifying it was and how I reacted (very embarrassing). I watched the Mike Guy video, it was very interesting. Seen a bunch of other videos on the web related to waterboarding. From what I've read, the idea behind waterboarding is to give the victim the sensation that he (or she) is drowning without actually drowning (obviously the idea behind torture is to have the victim SURVIVE, not die). There's plenty of stuff on the web about the science behind waterboarding, I just wanted to give my experience, maybe you guys can expand on what I've found. Personally, I believe it is totally doable and survivable, but it definitely takes a high level of trust and understanding with the waterboarder and total, complete relaxation and focussed concentration by the person being waterboarded. First, you are strapped down to a table with your head lower than your feet, arms and legs bound. My arms were actually bound behind me under the table, making it even more impossible for me to break free and get loose - definitely increasing my anxiety (which, dammit, burns more O2). Next, the towel goes over your face. At first the towel is dry, easy to breath through. I did a double-domme session, so one Mistress poured the water while the other held my head straight. Now comes the first water pour over the mouth. Because your head is back, some water goes into your nose, but that's not a big deal. A bunch goes into your mouth, but again your head is back so it doesn't actually go into your throat, as long as you hold your breath. So, given this, it's easy to survive the first pour - hold your breath and wait for it to be over - I would assume most of us can hold our breath for at least 30 seconds or so. The problem comes with getting ready for the second pour. If you've held your breath successfully, you need to exhale and breathe between pours to replenish your O2. If the Mistress is nice, she will wait for you in between pours. Unfortunately, you can't see anything because the towel is over your head and eyes, so you need to time your exhale and inhale so you don't get a lungful of water, which again is hard to do because you can't predict the next pour. The other issue with getting your next breath is that the towel over your head is saturated and soaked with water - if your head is facing up and you try to breathe through the towel, you get a mouthful of water and minimal air and wind up sputtering. This isn't like a moist washcloth or something like that - you can literally get a mouth full of water just sucking on the towel it's that full. Second option would be to try and breathe through the sides of your mouth to avoid the towel, but I couldn't get too much air from this either. Third option is to tilt your head to the side and try and get some space between your mouth and the wet towel so you can catch a breath, but tilting your head isn't allowed and usually (if there's two) one Mistress will have her hands on your head holding you so you can't tilt side-to-side. So now you have only maybe 1/2 a lung full of air and here comes the second pour. You clamp down on everything, and the pour is over, but now you really, really need to replenish your air, which, as above, can be almost impossible. You start to panic, your lungs are burning and your heart is taching away. Not being able to get that second, full breath is terrifying. For me, here is where it just completely fell apart. Obviously, as other subs have pointed out, and which is all over the web, breath play can be very dangerous (when I was a student in college a guy in the dorm died from autoerotic asphyxiation). I think it's possible to survive a waterboarding session, but the big key here with waterboarding is how to get the next breath after each pour with a towel full of water over the mouth - still haven't figured this one out yet, but working on it. Maybe exhaling vigorously to force as much water out of the towel first before taking a breath? Clearly, having anxiety and panicking during the session makes you burn O2 at an alarming rate, so trying to relax and be as calm as possible is one way to obviate the need to breathe deeply in between pours. If you use only a little O2 during each pour and need to exchange only a small amount of air, it might be doable. There definitely have been times after that experience where I've sessioned with one of the Mistresses who waterboarded me - just looking into her eyes and thinking about how terrifying the experience was makes for an incredibly intimate bond, at least from my side. Sometimes it sends shivers up my spine just thinking about it...

I've been thinking more about this thread recently, wanted to add a few more comments. One of the things I think that makes the FF so special is that it feels so SAFE within the four walls of the room during a session. What I mean by that, and how it relates to psychological domination, is that I feel that I can face things, talk about things, discuss things that I would not normally talk about on a regular basis (with anyone), mostly about relationships and everything that goes along with them. I find the Mistresses at the FF so strong and empowered that I start talking about some of my relationship missteps or misadventures, ineptitudes, inabilites in the past (things that I would never share with anyone, even my fellas). There's usually a point during a session when I just want to throw myself at the Mistresses' feet and relive and explore some of my past humiliations, degradations; I've done this a bit with some of the Mistresses through some of my stories from my past. I remember one Mistress laughed right at me after I told her about my "first time" - just feeling that laughter wash over me and be embarassed and humiliated about it was totally worth it. Coupled with the physical, bodily pain that the Mistress is inflicting upon me is just amazing and overwhelming. This, to me, is part of psychological domination. Why would I want to do this? I think it's for the same reason we watch movies that make us cry, or movies that scare the crap out of us - it's cathartic, a release. I guarantee that I would not have been able to do this when I was younger - getting laughed at for past transgressions would probably have sunk my ship or it would have gotten my back up. Now, though, maybe because I'm older, I can talk about and revisit these things from my past without emotional consequences. Like I said above, the 4 walls of the FF feel very safe - I can revisit things from my past, maybe get laughed at or taunted by the Mistress who has me totally under her control and is breathtakingly beautiful, then leave the FF with a renewed sense of well being, catharthis, and confidence. Already looking forward to my next session...