Mistress Kang

Of all fetishists, it seems the foot fetish community is the loudest and most outspoken- safety in numbers. Almost makes it seem "vanilla" (oh, the horror). A simple and SOLELY (har. har. pun.) a foot fetish is boring. Like major yawns boring. I'd be a million times more excited about it if it included even only ONE more element of BDSM- maybe a fantasy roleplay scenario that went along with the foot fetish play, or bondage, or trampling, or me working out while I wear one of my heavy black belts with big ol' attachments ;-)

It started in Devotee, too good not to share LOL "Gayke" "Dils" LOL

Why do you think you lost or never developed your Brooklyn accent? Did you spend any of your formative years elsewhere?

It sounds like you and I had a very similar experience growing up, probably because we grew up in boroughs- it must have been in a very different areas because our accents are very different LOL Your accent is totally "Brooklyn" to me, more specifically "Irish-Brooklyn" although I can't pinpoint where, I would guess that it'd be from parts of Brooklyn with a heavy Irish population like Bay Ridge? The first 18 years of school was in a melting pot of Greeks, Italians, Irish, Jews, Russians, Romanians, Albanians, PRs, DRs, Columbians, Jamaicans, Trinidadian, Pakistanian, Indian, Egyptians, Black Americans, White Americans, Koreans, Chinese, Taiwanese, Vietnamese, Malaysians, Filipinos. My first "boyfriend" was an Indian boy named JJ in Kindergarten, my only memory was of us "holding hands" ("HH") in the backseat of my parents car as they drove him home from school.

'Straying" is expected, it's why we have leashes.

HE MOVES REFRIGERATORS FOR A LIVING.

What visual goodies have the Youtube-Gods bestowed upon me?

YES!!! So...is it safe to say that we are aiming for an upwards of 240#? ;-)

As the adage goes, "good things come to those who wait". Our newest Fortress Player, Mistress "Bean" Rey, is now available for sessions! Now...a treat for your eyes ;-) http://fortressnyc.com/players/mistress_rey Here's is my absolute favorite photo of Mistress Rey (big thanks to Mistress Zhao for shooting them too!)- She's got legs for miles. Miles I say. I know some of you may be curious and eager to know more about her "nickname", I certainly was LOL and it was a good while before I was even privy to it! Mistress Rey has firmly decided that she will only share that particular story on her terms, one of which is asking her in person, I can't speak to the rest. Oh, and good luck (more like fat chance LOL) at getting even a sliver of a hint of the name behind her nickname! Ha. Now I leave you with one more feast for your eyes, guys ;-) Quarters, I say! Quarters. Bounce them, you can.

All Chinese parents want their children to become one of these three and in this very particular order: Doctor, Lawyer, Accountant. That's about as far as my legal aspirations go. I like being a spectator of the legal sport though, at times it even seems like an art form.

How about "BAB" Beta At Best ;-)

I like to think that I can tell the difference between accents from Long Island, Brooklyn, Staten Island, Queens, The Bronx and Jersey. I'm not as discerning with international accents, but I can definitely tell if a person is a native Mandarin or Cantonese speaker by the way they speak English. Isn't it weird how British people lose their accents when they sing (ie: George Michael)?? Come play some more games with me! Do You Have A New York Accent? http://www.gotoquiz.com/do_you_have_a_new_york_accent My Results: (85% = Somewhat) What Is Your Dialect Map? http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/12/20/sunday-review/dialect-quiz-map.html?_r=0 My Results: (Area of NY, Yonkers and Jersey City) Which American Accent Do You Actually Have? http://www.playbuzz.com/benjaminbirely10/which-american-accent-do-you-actually-have My Results: North Eastern accent

I've always thought that I good at good at distinguishing accents. Sometimes I like to guess whether or not an actor (on the big moving-pictures-box) is hiding their native accent. I've correctly guessed that Andrew Lincoln (Sheriff's Deputy on The Walking Dead), Rose Byrne (Ellen Parsons on Damages) and Charlie Hunnam (Jackson aka Jax on Sons of Anarchy) were all faking an American accent. http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliafurlan/red-leather-yellow-leather My Results: 9 Questions = 6 Correct (3 Incorrect) Guess The Accent- http://qz.com/259129/quiz-can-you-guess-the-accent/ My Results: 12 Questions = 9 Correct (3 Incorrect) Now it's your turn!

Those boy-shorts are cute, but would be sort of like Captan Obvious' cape. Also- I never have the problem of discovering too late. I operate like a court of law, all discoveries must be presented before trial.

I am indeed. These statements are absolutely true: Gene is very BIG. Genes are very very small. Gene is teeny-tiny. LOL

Love the Space Odyssey reference. Winner is HAL9000: "I thought you GNU" LOL FYI Waldo runs on Linux too!

...that I've named it MicroSoft. Ha. Beat that. No, I really mean it. BEAT THAT MICROSOFT. Ok, now that you've "beaten that", let's hear what you've got ;-)

I'll slap you with a wave of WTF. LOL ;-)

I've seen another video similar to this one, but I can't find it on YT. I thought I was clicking on a video tutorial on how to dye a wig (for no purpose, really) and it turned into a splosh fest also. The end of the video showed a plastic baby doll taped to the ceiling. At least that's what I remember...

I'm apprehensive of clicking on another of his videos, what if they are all like that? LOL

What did I just find?! It was just playing in the background and his voice was getting annoying but then I started listening to what he was saying and it's just hilarious. I'm enjoying the natural and casual tone of his monolog and LOVING the surprisingly legitimate explanations for WHY EVERYTHING. The good stuff is really just 1:02 - 5:45, if you can stand it or are curious (and like torture LOL) the rest isn't half bad.

"Your words, my mind. They slap against each other like waves of “What the fuck?”. Your imagery is like a bus driving to space. The passengers are bad ideas, pointlessness and self-congratulation. Your words are unnecessarily long, dull daggers. I don’t know what you learned in dagger school, but you treat your poetic license like a transgender Thai hooker, doing with it as you please. You’re a diplomat- smuggling Krugerrands into the country. Consider your poetic immunity revoked." Thank you, Eugene Mirman.

Truly a laugh-out-loud experience (re: dentures- of course).

ACK! Yes I can. Why did I do that.

I can't even imagine sex with that.