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Happy Birthday HMK! Glad you get a proper thread instead of my premature release of birthday wishes!

Lao Tzu said "he who knows that enough is enough will always have enough." But enough is never enough of the Stuff.

I think we talked about this years ago. I HAVE seen, though not for decades. I thought it was legitimately great. Horror movie spoof of commercialism, and the scenes where the kid's brainwashed family are going to use force to make him eat it are for real scary! Kind of puts a weird spin on the session in retrospect.

And now I have two green circles, neither from a Mistress. Green circles are the new blue balls.

Yes. Sorry this little green circle isn't from a Mistress.

Honored to have a costume request repeat! And also sorry I seem to have gotten a bunch of people confused on when HMK's actual birthday is!

I spent the weekend with family. My nephews were particularly adorable, we drew monsters!

Have you ever been so afraid of accidentally wishing someone a belated birthday that you celebrated their birthday almost a month early? Well that's what happened to me with Head Mistress Kang this year. I knew she was going to be busy around her actual birthday, so she told me to celebrate in May. Unfortunately, I wasn't available, and neither was Tommy the Birthday Clown, so this time I had to send my pal Useless the Unicorn! Well, I tell a lie, I actually did show up to the Fortress. Jessy wanted to do dinner early so we opened our session with Jessy serving me a little appetizer...an entire can of pink marshmallow fluff! I can only assume she was inspired by my piggy adventures with Mistress Ito! No kidding, I was ordered NOT to disrobe (first time I can remember that at the Fortress) but just to remove my shoes, go sit on the floor in the Purple Room, and using a cheapo plastic spoon that wanted to bend back under any pressure at all, eat an entire jar of pink marshmallow fluff! When that was done, Jessy told me she had an even more special surprise...a second jar of pink marshmallow fluff! I am not even kidding, this is what happened! Jessy took a little taste for herself (she had literally never eaten it before and made me eat two entire jars!) and said (accurately) that it tasted like cake icing! After this, we went straight to dinner. I was a bit worried about how my stomach would feel, but luckily, Jessy ordered me a nice gin martini to settle my stomach. Never mind that I hate gin martinis (I used to like gin and tonic but generally just don't like clear liquor at all), but this one was EXTRA nasty. She told me to water it down and get through it as she drank a cocktail she actually enjoyed! But from there everything was actually amazing, she had oysters as an appetizer, I had shrimp cocktail (Jessy's choice for me, of course) and lobster spaghetti (also her choice). It was excellent. We had a good conversation. I told her about my new Fortress crush...but it's gonna stay a secret on the Forum! Well, I had warned the Head Mistress in email that due to some stuff I had scheduled early next week, I was not down for the kind of heavy sessions I did years ago. I still remember being DESTROYED by Jessy when I first met her a decade ago...being taken way beyond my existing limits for physical suffering and reaching heights of helplessness and submission I still chase today. But this time I couldn't hang, and instead sent Useless the Unicorn! Back at the Fortress, Useless took over and....well...danced for Head Mistress Kang! There was a really vague effort to teach Useless some Cantonese but really it was just some pole dancing, a bit of galavanting on all-fours, and some lively unicorn music. To my great surprise, Useless told me Jessy did not actually beat him or punch him, and the Useless costume...I mean Useless' Unicorn body ended the scene fully intact! Jessy sent me a video afterwards, but Useless got to see a video while he was there that captured Jessy laughing. And man, there is no sound quite like Jessy just completely losing it laughing! Luckily for Useless, he didn't experience one of my key Fortress memories, getting Jessy to lose her shit laughing at a restaurant, and then unexpectedly having her dig a pen into my palm hard while whispering "don't scream." Maybe Useless just didn't amuse her as much as I did. Anyway, I also gave Jessy this lovely unicorn balloon! Actually, no, I saw this balloon when I got home and remembered that I was planning to buy one and forgot. But a picture is almost as good! Anyway, happy early birthday Jessy! From me, and Useless, and Tommy the Birthday Clown, and the whole Forum I'm sure!

MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU! Nine years later and this amazing link HMK found is still going strong. I have new highlights I never even noticed before (there are six pages of panels) 39 Chinese Star Wars Tuscan Raiders are even more racist than the originals were (they were kinda racist let's be honest) 50 Obi-Wan flashes back to Chinese Star Wars Jedi Knights, who are way the fuck cooler than the non-Chinese Star Wars ones 51 - 52 The Mos Eisley Cantina serves J&B Scotch 78 Darth Vader Hitler-salutes an army of Boba Fetts 80 TIE Fighters replaced by F-14s 81 Giant Chewbacca! 83 Can anyone show me to the door? 140 Brother and Sister Marriage!?

My favorite place for chicken tendies also does a nice sundae! I'm starting to feel like I am doing PR for them!

Oh wow, I love the look on your face in the third picture from the top! "What, you've never seen a girl in lingerie before? What kind of a dork are you?"

Perfectly named. Your pictures have that "bratty girl from high school who would never talk to you but oh man what you wouldn't do for her" energy. I'm sure you are far, far more than that but good god, I can just see you in a private school uniform, ordering me to do all of your homework and not to dare tell anyone that you spoke to me!

Definitely need to meet you someday Ma'am, I felt some shameful urges when I saw the gallery pictures of you as a cheerleader with a doggie bowl! Indeed! For a while I had a pincushion avatar, but Headmistress Kang made me her piggy a while ago and I'm always trying to recapture the initial thrill of piggyfication! Some people are "Chasing the Dragon," I am "Chasing the Piggy." Oh, to be young and have strong knees. You surprise me every time I see you Mistress Ito! I have to admit, peanut butter was a new one on me. With hindsight, a smaller jar might have made the drive home easier while still perverting the sanctity of that most blessed of spreads.

A few weeks ago I made a trip up to the Fortress to celebrate my birthday! I asked for some time to help Headmistress Kang train Mistress Varela and Mistress Ly. I also asked to end with some solo time with Mistress Ito. I sent in a few requests as usual, specifically hoping for some "piggy play!" For some reason I was asked before I came up whether or not I was allergic to peanuts (???) and it was time to start counting down the days! I have to admit, as fascinating as Mistress Ly's gothic galleries are, I was particularly interested in meeting Mistress Varela. I know it is a very shallow, surface thing but I was interesting in meeting a Mistress of Latin descent, having never served one before but having one or two kinks I think would be extra fun in that context! Sadly, Mistress Varela had to cancel unexpectedly. But in a strange twist of fate, the announcement that Mistress Cao was available for training hit just in time for me to request her addition. My session started in the Purple Room with a brief opportunity to chat and catch up with Headmistress Kang, whom I am delighted to have now known for ten years! As my pocketbook didn't allow for a D&D this time, we had to keep it short because Mistress Ly and Mistress Cao soon arrived! This is a good time to explain that training sessions can be very different from regular sessions, as they are less about a sub's fantasies being indulged and more about trying to communicate and help new Dommes as a training dummy! I recommend them to any sub who has been sessioning at the Fortress for a while and wants to give something back (besides tribute and pain!) I must note Mistress Ly was decked out in skintight, shiny black gothic fashion! As her player page indicates and her galleries make clear, Mistress Ly is full-in on the gothic lifestyle! I know most of the Fortress Mistresses I have served will do different roleplays and scenarios...I've got fond memories of one Mistress as a bratty classmate boss one session and a strict PVC disciplinarian another session...by Mistress Ly is clearly serious about the gothic look! The session started in a, well, a really weird way. Headmistress Kang brought in a bottle of jelly for me to eat. Not like KY Jelly, but like fruit preserves-type jelly. I took a look at the label, to see if it was dogfood or humiliating in some way, and it really wasn't. I was given a spoon too, not like animal roleplay or anything. Frankly I was really puzzled what was going on! Jessy told me to make it sexy for them, so I lied down on my side, and sort of arched my back and tried to eat it like I was really turned on, which made the Mistresses laugh a bit. When I thought I was done, some water was poured in and I had to slosh it around and drink it, then do it AGAIN until there were no little bits of jelly left. It just seemed really, really weird...but it would make sense over an hour later. As for the actual training time, most of it was spent on tying. I was in this weird place where Headmistress Kang chatted with me a bit as it was going on, but mostly I was being quiet and just there to let the Mistresses know if they were causing unintended pain (i.e., ropes pulling my hair) or if I was having circulation trouble. Mistress Cao barely spoke at all, checking in with Headmistress Kang every so often and otherwise just tying and practicing. Mistress Ly talked a bit more, and I tried to get a feel for her personality. It is dangerous to think you know someone from such a short time, but it seemed like she had a girlish side that was a fun contrast with the gothic look, like she had a sweet side with a lot of darkness waiting to jump out! Not sure what can go on the guest forum but sounds were next. I was used this way last time I was part of a training session as well. The difference was, last time I thought ahead and did a little prep-work, with some very shallow practice at home the evening before. This time I forgot about that and it was a lot more immediately intense. Apparently I was making some non-verbal noises that were "distracting." I was told to be descriptive if I was experiencing anything bad, but it was actually ok and I tried to suck it up. But I guess my face was telling a different story because I remember the Headmistress casually saying, "We'd better stop now, he seems to be in a lot of pain." I legitimately didn't know if she was making fun of me or not! It is always a bit of a mindfuck to have your pain casually dismissed like that, and it was also pretty cool because at least one of the trainee Mistresses had never done that form of play before. Both Mistresses seemed to be having fun, and I really got off on the very even, matter-of-face way Mistress Cao just tortured me while talking exclusively to Jessy to get tips and info. Mistress Ly talked to me a bit more, she really liked the idea of using my me as a vase! We are at the end of our training session and Mistress Ito was ready. As Headmistress Kang stepped out for a moment, I was made to get down on the floor and worship Mistress Ly's boots, which is a special favorite of mine. And actually, at this point Mistress Cao spoke to me more than she had up to that point! Mistress Cao is very beautiful (as is Mistress Ly, of course!) but she had a very cool, dismissive, almost disinterested tone as she asked if I liked being a boot slave for Mistress Ly. That's a special kink of mine sometimes...the Mistress who is almost bored with her slave's devotion, and I got a brief little flash of that from Mistress Cao as I worshipped Mistress Ly's boots! And by the way, they were super cool boots with a skull motif. Mistress Ly is always on-brand! As the Headmistress and Trainee Mistresses left, Mistress Ito came in! I have only had one session with her, but it was a highly memorable session for me and hopefully for her too! This time, instead of wearing the PVC Schoolgirl outfit from last time, she was dressed like a "regular" Japanese schoolgirl. She opened the session by showing me the piggy nose I would be wearing for her. She made me follow it with my eyes as she swing it around, from side to side, and soon I was hypnotized. Once I was hypnotized, I willingly put on the piggy nose for her and was made to make some piggy sounds. Then Mistress Ito told me that as my owner, it was up to her to feed her piggy, and she knew I liked peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. She has had her friends feed me the jelly (AHA! I thought in my little piggy brain) and now she would feed me the bread. I would be making my own PB&J in my belly! To make the bread, Mistress Ito actually put down an extra layer of slipsheet over the floor, then dropped some mini-pretzels. She used the heel of her shoes to crush them, and poured just a bit of ginseng tea onto them to soften them. Then I had to struggle to eat them up off the floor. The piggy nose made this quite a challenge, though it actually helped because while I couldn't use my hands to touch the food, Mistress Ito didn't seem to mind me using my hands to hold the nose firmly in place. Thus I was able to sort of scoop bit of pretzel into tall enough piles that I could force my face onto them and eat them! I've definitely been in a lot of pain at the Fortress over the years, but I have seldom felt more degraded. I have a memory of a multi-Domme session where I was dressed as a piggy, wearing piggy mitts and crawling around between a bunch "adult themed objects" that were laid on the ground as an obstacle course once. I had to be careful not to knock them over, and if I did I'd have to stand them back up without using my hands. That's the only thing I can think of that really compares to Mistress Ito watching, smiling, as I opened my jaw as wide as I possibly could and pressed my face against the floor to try and lap up "piggy's bread." Around this time, a tail was put on me to get me ready for later. Mistress Ito showed me a much larger "piggy tail" (completely pink and curly!) that would be my reward if I could work up to it. One way to help keep a taiol in place is to sit on it, so I was allowed to sit on the floor as Mistress Ito sat on the bondage table and let her feet dangle down. I got to lick, kiss and worship Mistress Ito's cute little loafers! This was actually a very different experience from worshipping Mistress Ly's boots. Mistress Ly's boots were long, and elaborate with a skull motif. There was really no time in the short time we had at the end for me to lick every inch. But with Mistress Ito I got to take my time. She gave me some instruction as I went, wanting me to get the tops of the toes, the sides and heel, and the soles. I remember craning my head, trying to find an angle where I could my tongue onto the arch of her shoes. I wanted to do a good job for Mistress Ito and make every millimeter of her shoes shine! Eventually, Mistress Ito got up, got a pretty damned large bottle of creamy peanut butter, and took off her shoes and socks. To my surprise, she scooped out a bunch of peanut butter and smeared it on her lovely feet! I honestly wasn't sure exactly what she wanted, if I should smear it across her feet as I went or try to get it all eaten. But with the amount she put on there it didn't matter...I tried to get a big, clean swallow of as much as I could but I still spread what I couldn't get in my mouth across her feet and had to go back for the rest. I actually felt super full...I do NOT recommend eating that much peanut butter in one sitting! But it was amazing to eat it off her feet, risking a glance up at her face and then going back to my task. I think the piggy nose came off at some point here, it was in the way. Whenever I got most of the peanut butter she would reach for the jar and apply more and more. She started with the tops of her feet but later put a big dollop on her soles, and then smeared it under and between her toes! This part of the session took a long time, and my stomach was protesting by the time I had eaten almost the full jar off Mistress Ito's feet. And then, repeating things from the jelly earlier, she kept pouring ginseng in the jar and making me shake it up to try and get all the peanut butter clinging to the inside loose so I could eat every drop! Now that piggy was fed, I got to give Mistress Ito a piggyback ride! Then it was time for a special favorite of mine that I'm not sure I get to describe in the guest forum. But if you've seen "Deliverance," let's just say my tail came off and she made me squeal like a pig! After that experience, the big pink curly piggy tail was put in place. I shook my piggy butt around and made some noise for Mistress Ito, before laying down on my back for the last bit of playtime. I hope you enjoyed reading, I love the Fortress and was looking forward to my next visit even as I drove home (stopping on the way for something for my delicate old man stomach!) I'm super curious to see Mistress Cao some time, to see if that cool, casual superiority I thought I picked up on is her real style or just my imagination. I'm grateful that I got to kiss Mistress Ly's crazy skull boots and looking forward to seeing how her dark but playful presence changes the Fortress! I'm really happy that I got another change to by hypnotized by Mistress Ito, the sweetest owner any piggy could hope for! And of course I'm always grateful to Mistress Ree and the legendary Headmistress Kang!

Oh man, another Fortress crush!

What you're describing is pretty much what the Fortress is for, friend!

I'll see you in a few weeks! *says a little prayer, gets affairs in order*