JustAGuy

Costumes are the only thing that pleases my Mistresses these days. I'm a tired, old, fat-ass honkey, but if I get creative with the costume it is (temporarily) forgiven.

Umm, actually, Wiener Schnitzel is from Austria (🇦🇹) not Germany (🇩🇪) *pushed nerd glasses up nose*

The other night I had Goat Kheema Biryani from a takeout place. Has anybody tried Biryani? I've been getting goat but I may try fish next time. I always ask for salan only as the side, and an extra egg! Here's two pictures before mixing in the salan, and one after.

Does she respect him As she sits upon his face? A silly question.

Is this the famous Wiener Schnitzel?

...to dildos. Unexpectedly...

I was in Chicago last week. I prefer New York style pizza but while in Chicago, I had to eat deep dish at the original Uno's Pizza location!

Maybe German pizza has gotten better in the last decade, but subfla...GIVE THEM SOME TRAVEL TIPS! We had a direct ask from Mistress Von Dietz and we are STRUGGLING...I gave them some 10-year-old perspective and I feel like I'm the star of the thread. Forget me "winning the thread," our Mistresses are asking for input, you've been to Germany recently...help them have a great trip! I don't know shit about where they could go to absorb kink culture, but food...I told them what I know. You could do so much more. HMK is a foodie...help her have the best possible dining experience...help MVD connect to her roots...tell them anything you can!!!!

Oh absolutely! How awesome would she be Asian Heidi!? I love MVD to death but I think Jessy dressed as Swiss Miss is going to blow some minds over there! SUBBIES DEMAND HOT LEDERHOSEN PICS!!! DO remember that calories on vacation don't count. Don't just get sausage once. Get different types of sausage at different places. Seriously, get rotwurst, bratwurst, etc. from street vendors. Skip the carbs, Germans love potatoes but they don't do anything special with them unless you love vinegar. Enjoy some fat! DO NOT get pizza. I know it sounds like a joke but the last time I was in Germany, decades ago at this point, I hadn't had American pizza in a long time and saw an American chain place and got pizza. What a waste of a meal. DO hop on a commuter train and get out of Berlin! Unless things have changed, public transport in Germany is cheap, plentiful and awesome. You can go to Munich in the morning, check out the Rathaus-Glockenspiel and some beer gardens and all that, and sleep it off in a sleeper car overnight heading back to Berlin. DO NOT go out drinking if you are under the weather. I was in Munich, knew I might never be back, but I had a bit of a cold. So I took some Co-Advil and went to the beer garden. The next day, I felt worse than I have ever felt, before or since. I've been through some shit but I never felt more keenly like I wanted to die than when I got smashed while on cold meds. DO drink beer you can't get in the States. Hefeweizen didn't live up to the hype for me, but I'd love to have some Löwenbräu again. Your mileage may vary. DO NOT be stupid. Beautiful girls in a foreign land and all that. You guys know how to look after yourselves but we poor subbies will worry about you until you're back safe and sound! DO say "Hi" if you run into anyone I know!

Zwei schöne Mädchen... Zum Himmel Donnerwetter! Sie haben Peitschen!

You guys are literally going to be in Germany DURING OKTOBERFEST and you're going to Berlin but not Munich? As the Germans say, WAS DER FUCK!?

Mistress Von Diane Does she really speak German? Maybe, maybe not.

Serving MVD Debased for her amusement I need to please her

Do you think Jessy will share a haiku with us? anticipation

Thank you Mistress Koi for sharing your poetry and for that dessert!

Classy pair of dames Just like two marble columns Angie and Diane

Confused little boy Not sure what he wants from her His wants don't matter

...these boys would...

When I met Westwood I was told to just shut up Really good advice

Haven't met Hadid I bet she's really nice though Wouldn't hurt a fly

Is Feng an angel? She ***s harder than any! Mystery word guys!

Koi is a fairy With gossamer wings she flies Pinching your nipples

Here's another: - Jessy likes to punch specializing in the dick ask me if it hurts

Let's write Fortres Haikus! I hope this catches on, I stumbled into a vanilla thread about "cliffhanger haikus" that has been a lot of fun. Haikus are 3 lines, first 5 syllables, then 7 syllables, then 5 syllables. For example: - So Mistress Von Dietz Looks like young Kim Basinger Don't you think so too?