JustAGuy

Chili without beans is really tasty, but not recommended for Mistresses prepping for a "fart-heavy session" later.

Haha, wow, it totally looks like he was told what it would be but had no idea how hard she was going to go!

SCISSORS? I hope you mean headscissors LOL! You don't need to be that strong to do damage with kitchen scissors!

Ass Worship! Ahem, a session followed by a meal together or a meal together followed by a session?

Why thank you! But you can learn, most Campbell's Soup cans have recipes on the back. I see what you're saying Headmistress, but if I used two cans of cream of chicken soup and no cream of mushroom, the taste wouldn't blend properly with the cheddar and breadcrumb topping. I also do a pretty mean crockpot chili, with or without beans...

Chastity cage! A session followed by a meal together or a meal together followed by a session?

My deserved apron is colorful AF. I recently learned Tuna Noodle Casserole is even creamier if instead of using two cans of Cream of Mushroom Soup, you use one can and substitute one can of Cream of Chicken Soup. That's my Northeast Chinese spirit in action!

CBT! Military Interrogation or Schoolgirl Seducing Teacher?

It looks like you just did.

I am completely unavailable this week (despite my previous advice not to miss these chances, LOL) but I am hoping to hear some awesome Valentine's Day Fortress stories! Maybe Cupid will be suspended this year!

Deprivation Strap-On Brute Force Domination or Seduced into Willing Submission?

I remember a now retired Fortress Mistress posting something about Valentine's Day once, telling subs she wanted someone to step up and make her feel pampered and spoiled. It wasn't a convenient time for me to session and I let it slip by, and then a bunch of unforeseen things happened and I never got to solo with her again. I'll never know what might have been, LET THAT BE A LESSON! I'm not usually one on "realistic" roleplays, but if I was ever going to do a session with someone where we roleplayed as a married couple or as a dating vanilla couple, Valentine's Day would be an interesting time to do it! Your gift for your "wife" isn't up to snuff so she kicks your ass, or maybe she's thinking about leaving you and you have to prove you can be a loving and obedient slave to win her back, etc.

Plug Corporal or Electro

Crunchy

Present (like the verb!)

You know, I tried to find a clip of the "Queen of Spit" from R100 on YouTube, and no joy!

Come on now theDumbMule, you're one of the long-term Fortress subs. Swear to God, the last time I was at the Fortress MVD mentioned you. Didn't do my ego a bit of good either. But on second thought your goals are pretty good. I'm always a disappointment.

Anyone got any? Mistresses or subs, this thread is open to all! What filthy, disgusting, life-affirming kinkiness do you want to get up to in 2024!

You're never going to win by pitting the Mistresses against each other, they always win. If you pick one as the "hardest slapper." the best that can come of it is everyone you didn't pick slapping you even harder next time! That probably sounds hot but just remember any of them can go right past your limit!

Tom Cruise played a wheelchair-bound veteran in the film "Born on the Fourth of July." Now, if I wanted to explore the merits of Scientology as part of a scene, I would request a "Battlefield Earth" scene and ask for the Mistress to dress as a female alien from that film: That John Travolta is a lucky man!

I'm really offended by your suggestion of a Leprechaun to represent the Irish. To dignify the Irish people, a sub should be beaten silly while dressed as James Joyce, Or Bono. Other ideas: Two subs team up and come as Washington and Lincoln on President's Day. Dress as Tom Cruise in a wheelchair for the 4th of July. Dress as a tree for Arbor Day. Dress as a red envelope for Chinese New Year.