Mistress Vivienne Fang

I agree with flip and Mistress Zito - The goal is not to quench the fear, but to turn it into anticipation. It's actually a very psychologically sound technique - instead of thinking "calm down", turn the fear into arousal and excitement.

I don't think I sold you the idea. I think you just had an unconscious, Freudian need that was brought out by me

Where do you think?

Rosario definitely. Halle is so soft-spoken but I feel like she has a sadistic side too.

Take out the basil and switch minced garlic for garlic powder and this would be perfect! Ugh I'm hungry now

If I had to use one single instrument for an hour, it would probably be a police baton. I can beat someone up and then hide it

A potential partner needs to be able to make a perfect spaghetti with tomato sauce. It's a staple and the #1 recipe to keep me happy.

The woman the myth the legend! Oh what I would give to see the look on Dannyboy's face when he finds out.

That's an awfully eloquent way of saying "it turned me on" lol

Omg wish I could have dropped by, I had so much gas earlier this week lol

I'm not saying people should make fun of my name, but I AM saying that it's a great excuse for me to beat you up.

Hmmmm... are you sure it was a good idea posting this BTB... I might be too much for you to handle!

So blindfolding you yesterday was a good choice, huh?

You know what this reminds me of? Those sick male pregnancy fanfictions my nerd friends in high school used to read and write.

AHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS !!!!

"you look so damn comfy and cute" sure kevybaby, sure

"Mistress Zito would not have a scary side whatsoever" would she, now?

Here's what I'll say that's positive about the 50 shades movie: The production design is beautiful and expensive. It was well-cast. That's about... it?

Little sheep mongolian hot pot on Bowery! Soooo good!

OR a remote controlled fucking machines - those most certainly exist. I kinda want one now.

Imagine one where instead of a paddle, there's a dildo at the other end, and everytime you lift it up you get fucked!!!

Not really till I moved out of my parents' house! Chinese parents are pretty anal (no pun intended) about this kind of stuff.

Fun fact: Fifty Shades of Grey started off as self-insert Twilight series fanfiction. No, I'm not joking.

I know right! I was raised in a very non-religious family, but still felt pretty sexually repressed growing up. Chinese people don't need religion to make it taboo!

I have found that Americans, especially American men, are especially sensitive to wealth or lack thereof, and often feel the most humiliated when their income or net worth is put in comparison with that of someone much wealthier. It's very taboo in the US to reveal how much you make, or ask others how much they make. But in China, it's very common for even passing acquaintances to know each others' salaries. It's an interesting cognitive dissonance - we are so obsessed with money we hate talking about it.