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Between this and the "Darth Vader in Love" thing, is Ms. Kang a secret Star Wars nerd? I thought of her today when I saw a picture (from the Madam Tussauds article linked to the main article above, http://mashable.com/2015/05/12/star-wars-tussauds/)that looked like a Wookie having a spa day.

Haha, now I'm all jealous because Mistress Kang didn't respond to my story. Pantsless guy in a tuxedo jacket whacking it off as moral support! High School Language Club! How much better a story do I need!

The first actual porn video I saw was watched at, of all places, a party held after school for the High School German Club. After the teacher left, some kids popped in a porn tape. I remember it was a mixed group of boys and girls and everybody was laughing because even though I'd never really watched one before, it was clearly the worst porno ever. The scene we watched featured on woman, on her knees and elbows on a sort of table. She had a guy behind her doing her from behind, she was sucking a guy off in front, and there was a third guy standing next to the dude getting sucked off. The third guy really sticks with me...he was wearing a tuxedo shirt and jacket but no pants, and was jacking off as he watched. I asked the kid next to me, who was my next door neighbor and the son of the local minister, "What's the third guy even there for?" And the kid said, "moral support." The woman looked tired, bored, and made no sounds to indicate that she was enjoying herself at all. At one point, she pulled her mouth off the cock she was sucking and said, "Switch!" At which point the guy who was behind her came around to the front and the guy who was in the front went around to the back while "Tuxedo Guy" continued to just stand there jacking it off and looking retarded. At the end, she kneeled down on the floor while all three guys jizzed in her face. It's almost surprising I ever watched any porn again.

You wish she was.

You know, I've never been a foot fetishist myself, but a foot that can do that deserves at least a kiss.

I think Leb29 captures my thoughts as well. Being in a marriage like that is one of my enduring dreams. I've sometimes wondered if I could be with a pro-domme in a relationship like that...and the answer is...maybe? But there would have to be SOMETHING I had with her that she didn't share with others.

I'm glad you stumbled on this thread Jayman, because now I have. I love the Orange car. It reminds me a bit of Mr. Bean's car.

This thread is killing me. I'm on a strict diet, currently eating salad without dressing for lunch, and everyone keeps naming delicious foods! Even MZ's babies suggestion is making my mouth water! To seriously answer: I don't think I can. You'd get sick of anything if you ate it everyday. But whatever it is, it isn't salad without dressing.

I read somewhere that being in a male homosexual relationship was not stigmatized in Greece, but there was stigma attached to being the..."female" partner. Don't know how else to say it...the pitcher was fine but the catcher was considered something less than manly. It made me wonder if the same thing applied to lesbian couples, but I never found an answer on that.

Cool topic Mistress Lu! I identify as male heterosexual, as dull as that sounds here. The only caveat is I love strap-on play. A male friend (who doesn't know I am into that) once told me, "I don't care what a straight guy is into doing with a girl, unless he's into strap-ons. Then you just need to admit you're gay." And I have to say that if you look for femdom strap-on stuff online, you keep finding videos where a domme says she's going to "pimp you out to gay men." It irritates me to no end, I just want to yell, "can't a straight guy just be into girl's with strap-ons!" I'm not sure if I really get sapiosexual as an orientation, but I have always been into smart women! I remember in high school, if I knew a pretty girl (yeah, I was superficial about good looks, but it was high school) did better than me on a math test or science test, it made my heart beat faster!

Haha, yeah, your heart really goes out to her! Selfish rebel alliance jerk giving a hard working woman so much grief...

Birthday boy Caned last week by Kang and Koi Butt's still bruised

I particularly like the way she wipes the tears...on the outside of her helmet.

There aren't enough nice things to say about E-Drizzle! I hope she is having a lovely, lazy day, just chilling out in her Sunday "Loafing Around the House Leathers."

I think Quentin Tarantino just hit upon the plot of his next movie.

*shudders*

I'm heading up to NYC in a few days...I wonder if Kang is thinking about that..?

I dunno...that 90's South Korean look has a certain appeal...

I don't get it...I always assumed you guys got stuff off the top shelf by standing on a sub, or better yet, but lassoing it down with a whip.

How about...your penis is so small, instead of using Trojan "Regular" or Trojan "Magnum" size, you use Trojan's "I hope you have a nice personality." Or maybe, your penis is so small, you've petitioned Ferrari to make a Hummer so you have something to drive around in.

Hahaha! Eva Koi has shocked my testicles, given me a golden shower, and raped me of my dignity. But I never imagined she was twisted and sadistic enough to make me eat Hawaiian pizza!

I found some instructions on how to use a porta-potty. https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/380802_257844694273206_76182234_n.jpg?oh=f7d893a21872c2a13fc58b1c14aa4ca7&oe=5561A09F

I'd never heard that term, but I do remember reading about "mono no aware," which is the sadness one feels when they realize something beautiful won't last forever (cherry trees which are in bloom for a short time each year, the physical beauty of youth which gives way to the passage of years, etc). It also ties into the idea that these things are all the more beautiful because they won't last, and the moment is precious. I hadn't really noticed how asymmetrical Japanese art is, but traditional Chinese art is indeed often symmetrical. I suppose it can be traced back to Taoism...just look at the yin-yang symbol.