JustAGuy

Happy Thanksgiving to all the Mistresses and subbies! My favorite memory this year, my four year old niece pulling off a piece of cotton candy, shoving it my mouth, and yelling, "Suck it! Suck it Uncle (my IRL name)! Suck it till it gets all gooey!"

Go see a Broadway musical together, it will inspire you to create and star in the first BDSM-themed musical ever..."FORTRESS!!" The exclamation marks are part of the name.

I dunno, do you really want to be known as "Lord of Dick?"

Not even kidding, I have to try that. You know how to live my friend...

There's a light, silly answer. The more comfortable I am with and fond of a woman I become, the more likely I am to tease her. I'm basically a 5th grader in that regard. Even recently, at dinner with multiple Fortress ladies, I was teasing and on the way home, wondered if I had been annoying or disrespectful. Oh, and I remember a really hot girl in a writing class I was taking stopping me as she passed to compliment one of my personal essays, and instead of asking her if she wanted to get a coffee I thanked her, didn't even compliment her essay, and kept going.

For whatever reason, on Fridays after work I've fallen into a pattern of putting on an online recording of gentle rain noise that is used for napping. It ends with a soft alarm sound and you can get 20, 30, 45 and 60 minutes versions. With that I conk out on my couch. It's a great way to start a weekend.

Hee hee, you said "whack." I did eat the self-topped Triscuit, and I think Rey and Zito were more disgusted by that than anything else that happened! I don't blame them, Triscuits are nasty.

I thought Jesse was the masculine version. I guess Jessie has an i, fuck, I don't know anymore. Oh no! That's crueler than spelling Jessi with an i, where the dot on the i is like a little kittycat face with whiskers!

In kevybaby's defense, Jessy is SUPPOSED to be spelled with a y, unlike Kaitlynn. Jessi with an I would be worse. Or an I dotted with a heart!

Hmm...does doing things to help out really selfish female coworkers count? I had a married coworker once...she was physically attractive but I never really thought about her sexually. However she tended to just ask for lots of little favors and help and generally just take advantage of good-natured people to get out of doing her own work. She was smart enough to do her job, she just liked trying to get other people to do it. And as a sub, it felt oddly good to enable that. (Though in fairness, we could be seen as competing for promotion and it was widely understood that when tasks were actually done right, I had been heavily involved.)

A change in scenery can be so significant. Hope things keep getting better for you!

Double Domme is great for this kind of thing. Feminization is not a principle interest of mine, but I tried it out during a session where Mistress Zito was a "therapist" observing as Mistress Rey feminized me, put a wig on me, made me walk around in high heels, and had her way with me. All of it was made more intense by the embarrassment of Mistress Zito (who was, in the context of the scene, supposedly a vanilla woman) as an audience!

A few weeks ago, I spent a Sunday afternoon sitting around my apartment eating takeout and watching YouTube videos of "speed runners," people playing old video games and using glitches and tricks to try to break world records for speed. (For example, there are people who competitively play Super Mario Brothers over and over for hours trying to shave one second off of their personal best time.) That segued into watching TWO people playing Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! live, BLINDFOLDED, and trying to see who would win first. When they were both BLINDFOLDED. This isn't a normal activity for me, but that week I had just met a super-stressful work deadline that had seen me putting in a bunch of extra hours on weekends. And having time free to take a day and completely fuck off and accomplish nothing felt INCREDIBLE. (Though maybe I should have taken the time and written a session review, as I am sessioning tomorrow and have failed to review my last two sessions, even though both were awesome!)

Almost. I had Mistress Kang and Mistress Rey (so not one other person so not quite meeting this) try "figging" with me once. I will never try it again because, for me, it SUCKED. In the spirit of the question, I can not currently think of a kink I would only share with one partner because it was...sacred...for us. I hate tickling...but tried it for Mistress Haru, for whom it was a thing. I would never ask for it, but would try it again for Mistress Haru. She liked it, rather a lot.

You need to force your way through at least one to see the late Alan Rickman as Severus Snape. One of those film performances where you can never reread the books and not picture that actor in the part.

Lots of great answers given already, I'll go with two Steinbeck novels made into movies. The original movie adaptation of "The Grapes of Wrath" is obviously a classic...you can't go back and read that book now and see Tom Joad as anyone other than Henry Fonda. I also really like the all but forgotten Gary Sinise/John Malkovich "Of Mice and Men." Saw it in the theater with my Dad and we both pretended we weren't crying at the end. Two great answers. Another great answer. I'm kind of glad that weird subplot about the gynecological plastic surgeon in the book didn't make it to the movie though. You know, I never read the books as a kid, but went back and read them as an adult because I enjoyed the movies so much. It's sort of sacrilege, but I found myself disappointed by some aspects of the books...like how little characters like Arwen have to do...then realized all their scenes from the movie are based on the epilogue material.

Sigh. The more I read this thread, the more inadequate I feel. This is like, "Sophia Katz mocking your junk" levels of feeling inadequate!

Worst beating I ever took was a "Mad Two Minutes" from Jessy. I recall it taking like 1 to 1.5 weeks to heal...suddenly I don't feel quite as tough as you guys taking the canings!

It's got to be said, salmon carpaccio is really similar to tuna noodle casserole. Well, it's got fish in it, otherwise no.

Yeah, wasting your chance to experience a first again on Morrowind is ridiculous. Go for Grand Theft Auto Vice City, or Fallout 3!

I told Mistress Haru I had a pretty good voice and she demanded I sign a song for her. Unfortunately, she chose the song and it was a pop song less than twenty years old, so she ridiculed and punished me for not knowing it. Then she made me sing "The Star Spangled Banner," and...shockingly...kept doing things like pinching my nipples or kneeing me in the groin when I got to the tough parts!

Anybody here, Domme or subbie, ever dreamed about the Fortress? I don't generally remember my dreams clearly the next morning, but I've had a handful of Fortress dreams over the years whose details I recall. I'm not personally thinking of daydreams, though I've had a few (like recurring daydreams about travelling to an exotic foreign location with a Mistress who would make me walk three steps behind her, carrying her shopping and of course paying for everything. I'd never really thought about needing to give her foot massages when she gets tired of walking, until Ms. Rey put the idea in my head and now I can't get it out..) Um, sorry, this was about dreams. The first dream I ever recall having about the Fortress morphed the Fortress into this huge, multi-story warehouse-like building where hundreds of slaves worked serving the Fortress Mistresses (like many dreams, it made sense in the dream itself but not at all when I woke up). I was there because of a big dinner party being held to celebrate the Fortress' great success. Different sections of the warehouse floor were overseen by different Mistresses, and I remembered being hugely honored because I was invited to sit at Headmistress Kang's table! Only when I went to sit did I realize it was a huge picnic-type table and I was several rows away from Jessy, who did not see or speak to me! More recently, I had almost the exact opposite of that dream: I dreamed I traveled to the Fortress to be part of a big anniversary party, but when I got there, it was just Headmistress Kang, Mistress Ree, and some guy. No one else showed up! In the dream, the guy was Mistress Ree's husband, which was why he was allowed to stand (I was crawling around the whole time, and no, I have no idea whether or not Ms. Ree has a partner in the real world!) I remember there was a big computer screen where Jessy was compiling all of her favorite threads from the message board, which was to be read out loud as a party activity. I kissed her feet and tried to think of something to say to make her feel better about no one showing up to the party. I also got to kiss Ms. Ree's feet as she and her husband were leaving, because they were bored. I can't really explain this one, it was just a really strange dream. The last dream I remember having about the Fortress was almost like a script for a weird comedy movie. I dreamed I had booked a multi-Mistress session for the next day, but was currently staying at a big hotel with my parents and my extended family (siblings, in-laws, etc). It was some sort of family vacation. But several of the Fortress Mistresses apparently decided they wanted to have my session early and somehow they knew I was at this hotel, so they all came to the hotel to surprise me. But it wasn't malicious, as once I explained my family was there and it would be embarrassing to explain all these dominatrixes, they agreed (to various degrees) to keep it quiet and to hide out, so the dream was mostly about situations like having a Mistress in the closet when my Mother came in to talk to me, and trying to get my Mom to leave before the Mistress would sneeze and reveal herself. I think at another point, one of the Mistresses was chatting with my little niece and kept saying things that would give away that she was a Mistress if my niece knew all the words she was using. Again, I can't explain it, it was a dream! Anybody else have any weird Fortress dreams?