theDumbMule

Sweet!!

I now all of a sudden feel a need to drink Coke

I have no idea how to torture a sub…nope…nothing here

So a mistress was taking her sub out for a walk in the woods. On this occasion the sub is naked frolicking through the woods. The mistress, being responsible, carries a gun to scare off any dangerous animals to protect her sub. Her sub, wanting to impress his mistress, decided to show off by showing how high he could climb a tree. But as usual, he over estimated his abilities and fell out of the tree. Concerned, the mistress calls 911 telling the operator that she’s afraid her sub may not have survived the fall and doesn’t know what to do. But the operator tries calming her down. The operator tells her the first step is to make sure that the mistress is right and to verify the sub is deceased. The next thing the operator hears is BANG!! The mistress gets back on the phone and asks “Now what?” Mistress Kang, I hope you enjoyed this cautionary tale of the over anxious sub. It’s the best I can do until the next time I see you in person.

It must have worked. Today was a lovely day.

I’m hiding pretty good this time, aren’t I?

Evil?!?!! I don’t believe it

When a mistress enters the room it brightens my day. Maybe if you all gathered together the sun would come out.

I’m shaking in anticipation of proving myself to you

It’s possible you might like me…I hope

One thing we have in common, we’re both jealous of someone in the picture

As my name implies, I may think a lot of things that may not be true. I also tend to believe anything a mistress may tell me. I tend to be optimistic by nature. This optimism often gives me hope to keep struggling. I think you would let me get close to escaping…only for you to surprise me.

Just…give…me…another…minute…and…I’ll…be…free…

I vote drums!! I hope I don’t get outvoted.

Gotta love spring weather…and Mistress Varela.

I am a bit parched

I would like to see it try 😁

Hmmm….Here’s my dilemma. I would like to help you out . But this is one of those things where I don’t want to have a say in what happens. Nor do I want to know what will happen. It works best when the Mistress decides and does not reveal what will happen until it does.