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Why do you need a karaoke mic when you already have the mic that connects to the tens unit?

The best part is that it's actually a good song.

Oh, now I think you need to go see M. Hadid. Believe me, she will set you straight. Unless that's just a strategy to make her mad at you, in which case, clever.

Ha! I'd like to see M. Hadid vs. Taylor Swift. I know how that would go, but I'd love to watch.

I'll be what you want.

I chose thong last time MVD made me pick, but it really didn't work, so boy shorts. And that's not even my kink.

Bondage Liberation. Elise Graves is seriously creative, especially with breath play.

Same for me. I love it, but I can't really take very much. It goes from pleasant to unbearable for me in just a couple of notches. Then again, I'm not really a pain slut.

Hey there are two open! "I wish I lived closer to the FF" Granted, but you have to live in the deeply sleazy massage parlor on the block. "I wish i had a ny pizza now " Granted, but it's spent a day on a NY sidewalk. A hot day. (My dog loves those, so it wouldn't spoil the wish for him.) I wish I could afford to do an eight-hour FF marathon.

Like this: Cute Samplers

"Cute sampler patterns."

I am reminiscing! I looked up when I first met you and the answer is January 2018, in a session with M. Jin, that had a number of firsts for me.

Oooh, ooh, sorry to be hogging the thread, but I was remembering one from about five years ago. But I just tried and failed. I'm missing critical emojis, especially, "nipple" and "inclined board." I don't know what the devs were thinking.

My gosh, I forgot to tag @mistresshadid for my second line. But how did I forget: 🙈🪢🪝🏗️⚡🤷🏻‍♂️🍆🍑 @mistressrey @MVD

You flatter me. The fact that the apple and cherry are literal made it easier.

This one is a challenge for me, because I literally never use emojis. The only time a text with emojis has ever left my phone was when someone else had grabbed it. But I like to be challenged. 😬🙅🏻‍♂️🤼‍♀️📝👩🏻‍⚕️⚡🪡🍆🤤🍆🍑 😰🌭🍑🧁🍆🐶🍲🍒🍏👊🏻🍆🍑 🪆🏭🪞🍆🤤🥲⚡🍆🍑💧💦

Can verify that M. Hadid hits hard.

As a non-ticklish person, I don't have any advice specific to that. A couple of the Mistresses have repeatedly tried tickling me and given up, disappointed. But, do some serious stretching in the morning before and make sure you're well-hydrated. For the things I've been doing recently at the Fortress, I show up on an empty stomach, just electrolyte drinks, but for tickling I would think some light food before would be a good idea.

I did one session where that was an element, though I don't really do worship. The theme was "unethical personal trainer," and the Mistress treated our session as an extension of her workout.

Any dragon-themed sessions this weekend?

It took me a long time to realize that my vanilla physical type, or types, really, wasn't the same as my domme type. For vanilla, very petite, dark hair, but not delicate. For dommes, I really like the Amazon look, but I've had great sessions with quite a few women who don't fit that image. For style, it depends a little on my mood, but playful and sensual is my usual favorite. I love the funny parts of my sessions.

Hmm, that is a very interesting idea. I just need to think of exactly the right spin for it.

I never fail to enjoy the interactions between HM. Kang and theDumbMule.