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Enter is fucked sorta, halfway pops out even sometimes

Russian because I watched mostly Russian femdom porn when I used to watch a lot of porn because I'm cultured

Because then I'd just be back where I started - where I am right now. Life is about change. Currently, I'm 5'10" and ~170. BY YEAR'S END, I WANT TO BE EITHER 110, OR 230 POUNDS. THAT IS MY GOAL. IF YOU CAN'T SUPPORT MY GOALS, then you don't support me trying to affect change in my life. 230 it is! Super-molestable baby

Yes and the general rule is that if you like femdom you need to like edging

"Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. Gotta be careful what you get good at." - Rust Cohle, True Detective I got good at edging.

Anyway my bdsm goal for 2019 is to either gain or lose 60 pounds.

You're fucking hilarious man every single post. You're like kevybaby 2.0...

I've used the word "wellspring" in my last two posts here because I have a limited vocabulary and am stupid but I think people sound smart when they say "wellspring"

No stupid questions when it comes to edging! So, (places hands together on lap) when a man edges for long periods of time (hours, not minutes), it is important to keep the bladder flushing out consistently. The reason for this is that semen that is not released through orgasm ends up either getting peed out, or stuck in the urethra - which can cause a UTI. By constantly peeing out the semen that has not been released, one avoids a UTI and the negative side effects that come with it. I am a veritable wellspring of knowledge when it comes to edging, so don't hesitate to ask me anything else. No stupid questions!

Lmao that's very true but only to a point; I did it one night from like 7pm to 6am and honestly there is a point where it gets less good. Drink a lot of water and itll last for awhile but its not like your balls are this infinite wellspring of pleasure and you will max it out. So the vengeance becomes less vengeful after a certain point.

Which could also mean that maybe the underground scene is thriving, since you suppress something it tends to come back with a vengeance

They suppress it. https://www.whatsonweibo.com/fifty-shades-vulgar-bdsm-lifestyle-slammed-chinese-media/ That article also mentioned the fifty shades movies (I know they're supposed to be terrible but still) were actually blocked from releasing in mainland China. And the ways journalists described this couple that the article about... I think it's safe to say that they are less open to bdsm in China by and large.

"Blow-bang doo-hickey"

Doing hw (taking 2 winter classes). Being with family and all that and being joyous.

Well I've been on like 7 or 8 first dates and sometimes the girls were sexy. One of them was really sexy and I just had a raging boner all the way through coffee at Starbucks then we went back to school and walked around campus a bit and she was sexy and had a sexy body and face and stuff and she was asian btw not that there's anything wrong with that.

Just when I thought I couldn't love Mistress Zito any more, I realized that that was accurate - I could not love Mistress Zito any more.

Thanks !!

Does she actually speak Italian? Like well?

Listen Mistress Kang - you're asian. And there's nothing wroooonng with that.

All the quips and the walla walla and the japes and the humour and the comedy and the hilarity and the gaffes and the whatnots goin on ya know?

Lovin all the japes and the whatnots and the walla walla going on in this thread

https://twitter.com/TenMinPod/status/1070954235099996161 Speaking of humor (that won't link right of course cause I'm dumb but) ten min podcast just tweeted that and if they get together again with the original trio I will cum so... oorrdddd (you don't get this joke though because you haven't listened to enough tmp).

Goddamnit Mistress Kang