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Hey thanks tDM, .. but what is it? .. can you give me a hint?

opps.. that's probably gonna leave a mark.

The good doctor's expertise was never in question.. that's a given. But an incompetent sub like you or i will surely find a way to fuck things up.. therefore the procedural trials for the "truth enema". Gotta make sure you have your shit together... (so to speak).

Well thank you for that tDM ... But i had an ulterior motive... was hoping you would volunteer to test this radical new "treatment" with Dr. MVD ... and once all the "kinks" were worked out of the procedure, and the good doctor published her findings ... i might then safely take the cure myself.

Was kinda kidding about that name thing.. But Mistress Von Dietz's casual, offhanded evaluation of you being "Delusional" has become prophetical... Seems like this pending psychological evaluation has become more and more necessary as can be determined by the tangled web of threads emerging from 5 different posts..."Impossible Fetishes" .. "Gross" .. "Interrogation" .. "Wine+Enemas" .. and "Drinking Games with Mistress". All in an effort to get you the help you clearly need, ..yet in an hazy, semi-conscious way that you had thought was an "Impossible Fetish".. Maybe give the wine enema a try... It might be cathartic .. and you will be cured... of curiosity if nothing else.

Abso-fuckin-lutely... you'll be just fine.. And don't give a thought to that funny looking white jacket with the weird long arms, or those electrical thing'ies that they'll glue onto your head...(and possibly elsewhere).

about the name change ... didn't MVD already declare you as "Delirious" ... (I think theDM is delirious, there are no pranks at the Fortress.)

Ya know.. it's funny that you should ask... I've only met Mistress Rey, and unexpectedly, she actually was quite "caring" . Since i am an older guy, and was a rookie first timer, i think she took it a bit easy on me. As i'm currently plotting out a return session with her in the near future, i'll probably regret mentioning that. But maybe she won't see this post and i'll be spared her wrath. (btw ... you may want to consider changing you name to "theDumb&DeliriousMule").

Yeah, right.. no harm .. you'll be perfectly safe, secure and well cared for. You are delirious

Mystic River and Gone Baby Gone by Dennis Lahane... both were very good, but i always seem to favor book versions regardless. If you like fantasy novels, there is a kinda Japanese version of Game of Thrones titled "Across the Nightingale Floor" . It's book 1 of the trilogy "Tales of the Otori". written by Lian Hearn in 2002. It's a terrific tale, one of those you never want to see end, and there was talk of movie but i haven't heard of anything recently.

You should tell your super that you need a Toto installed "straight away" ( re: my reply to human furniture / buttcleaner) They're not that expensive and are easily installed.

Well, i suppose you can say the same for those larger (darker?) angels that barge into your life when you need them... hard to put a value on that too. Opps... i seem to be drifting off topic ... that hardly qualifies as a "simple pleasure".

Hey CO ... thanks for the rescue of that one little girl ... good karma for your next go-round.

You would've enjoyed an old squirrel buddy of mine named "Lefty", who lived in a huge oak tree in my neighbors back yard a couple of seasons ago.. he only had one small hand for patting (the left one of course) but he was clever. (so clever, ..now that i think of it, .. he was probably a she). I would wave at her (?) from my second floor deck to get her attention, and then throw her shelled walnuts. Before long she would hear the screen door sliding open and run to her favorite hiding spot to avoid the competition of her faster, 4 legged pals.

Your simple pleasures speak volumes... reading,walking, appreciating your world, returning to your cozy nest ... some aimless wool gathering too i'll bet. Sounds like you treasure your peace, quiet and privacy despite the very social circumstances of your day to day life. A delicate balance that i'm sure you manage well.

2 small pieces of extra dark chocolate with my morning coffee ... place on tongue.. sip of hot coffee .. hold till it melts.. swallow.

I too, had been lurking in the Fortress bushes for a while, rummaging around the forum, peeking here and there. My impressions were similar to yours .. it felt like a close fraternity of like minded people who are classy, intelligent, and well spoken. And when viewing the candid photos and comments of the Mistresses, they became so "real" and irresistable. While i have no idea of what i actually hope to experience, .. (Mistress Rey will be scripting the scenario without my input) .. or if the reality will be what i have been fantasising about, the opening paragraphs of your post are what encouraged me to make an appointment, .. and my moment of reckoning is now only days away. My uncle taught me how to swim by just throwing me in the deep end... and that worked out ok.. Hopefully the same will apply here.

thanks D-Mule .. for sharing .. i had never heard or thought of "interrogation" before browsing through the forum, so being clueless about that and some other "fun" experiences, i certainly can use all the help and direction i can get before taking my maiden voyage on the S.S. Fortress. You and others have given me advice and encouragement to kinda ease the way .. and that, along with the openness of the staff and players, and the interesting dialogue in the forum have made me feel welcome. I'm really liking the neighborhood. Now i suppose it could be that you guys are pranking the new kid into a false sense of security and then .... but nah..

As for wanting to be ok, ??.. maybe being at risk would be more exciting. Guess i'm about to get a taste of reality in a few more days. thanks again CO,.. being a new guy, i really do appreciate the advice.

Hmmm ... sounds like an excellent idea, mind if i borrow it? But wondering, will they'll still respect your limits or is it a free-for-all with this scenario ... guess i might have to sign a release before entering that dark, sweaty room. Just curious.. how long did you last?

Now just a goddamn minute ... i know my rights.. i haven't be Mirandized and what about my one phone call ?? .. B-b-.but this is outrageous ... i demand to see my attorney !!! * * * * Thanks for your help C O ...i now have a sense of how delicious this could be ... but might be too intense for a rookie so maybe i should wait to try this on my second visit.